The Life of an Elden Ring Boss

[thebloodyaussie]

"It's just one guy.... Why is he completely naked except for a pot helmet?"

[tylerscira]

Half expected that the Tarnished would have a pot on his head.

[nilatastic]

:Hears spirit summon:
Tarnished: "prepare for trouble"
Mimic: "and make it double"

[glazeddonut-]

And when he gets below 33% health, he spawns his brother. Drake, lover of minors.

[radbrad]

"Lover of miners"
Whoa, settle down there Doc.

[spartancrusader]

There’s someone who fights John for other players just like Let Me Solo Her. His name is Chris Hansen.

[Mattsimilate]

No way, it's THE John Elden Ring

[An-ExistingPerson]

I can already John, Lover of Miners would be a name feared by all Tarnished.

[diht]

Love how bro has a drawing of a drake on his chest
Really sells the “lover of miners” idea

[Peaceful_Killer]

“I will raise my axe and wait umm 3-5 business da-“

[Chaos]

I’ll never forget the close battle I had against THE Lover of Miners.
They were truly terrifying, I mean just their name invokes fear.

[ThatsSmooth]

John knew instantly the mimic tear was beyond his capabilities

[Pandajo]

Imagine a boss with a friendly Australian accent ? Named Skip devourer of Fosters..

[ParadisePummeler]

*ring a ding*
"Psst. I see dead people."

[Shivermaw]

That summoning bell was calling in Hansen, Chris of Hansen

[bryce]

the classic insta summon without attempting even once

[zie-q]

The reason he chop his own arm in phase 2 is so he could hold an arm, holding an axe, doubling his range and attack damage

[Blobicycake]

The 3-5 minutes wait is so accurate, elden ring attacks are so delayed

[CallytheCalicoCat]

I’m on my first Elden Ring playthrough and this is exactly what I imagine the bosses doing

[prosaic.]

This is a great commentary on why (unlike Dark Souls bosses) most of the Elden Ring bosses are there and why they attack you. The answer is " ".