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[kryptos]

“Nothing in the world is free”
Me: He gives us this content for the fair price of memes

[eilidhsager]

I love this guy. He doesn't talk politics, he doesn't trigger an existential crisis, he just interrogates Alexa and flails around in the name of entertainment.

[baileyg]

These will never get old like I actually wheeze every time

[emilynntaylor]

Brandon falls out of the closet: "WHERE ARE MY SCISSORS?!"
Looks at Kelly on the floor: *whisper yells* "ARE YOU OKAY?!"

[witheringrose.]

Every bottle of soda I’ve ever seen Brandon open always seems to spray soda when first opened. I always die of laughter when this happens

[s.walker]

Instructions: take a sip from a glass of coke


Brandon: instructions too confusing. Bottle exploded. Everything is sticky.

[bri-bri_vibesbrianna]

Him: "i think ima look good with bangs"
Alexa: "im not sure"
Him: "Nobody Asked You!"

[allisonrickett]

"Isn't this the interview process to get into Hooters?"

I cant even😂😂😂

[joespencer]

This man needs an award for how funny he is
I nearly died laughing 😂

[emberflamess]

"did you take my scissors?"
"sorry, im not sure"
"how do you not know?"

*obviously brandon, your alexa drank diet coke and developed alzheimers*

[ThatGuyAgain-]

"Curse this dump truck"
-Brandon Farris, 2021

[smaladnice]

"Who dropped you as a child?"


The shop owner: *looks away*

[melodyrunion]

not going to lie. alexas “hehe” scared me so bad 🤣

[aiko-chan]

No one:
Literally not a soul:
Brandon: “I’ll say it to you in the form of a riddle! where’s my scis-sors?”

[ella-tlry]

“where are my scissors?”


“a r e y o u o k a y”

[antireaper_]

1:24 this guy is better than the riddler

[ptltvmz]

Brandon: “who dropped you as a child?”


Me: ‘i don’t even know’

[selahbrenneman]

Brandon: “I trusted you!”
Alexa: “hehe”

[LULU_DECAMIA]

I didn't expect him to say "curse this dump truck" and I was drinking and nearly choked 😂😂

[Meadowpawzz]

"Seriously quit that mess! Quit! 😡 quit-being yourself" I love it 😂❤