Rayman's origin cutscene (restored subtitles)

Here I present the PlayStation Vita exclusive cutscene showing Rayman's origins with restored subtitles! Sadly one line is missing from the files, marked as 'N/A', but the rest are available with time-stamps.

[rymixh]

I wish those lines would be in the actual game. They make the stories feel like stories and not just a bunch of slapstick

[MisterRegretti]

Why does rayman never talk to his hair wtf

[kiddbusiness]

Rayman has so many origin stories I can't tell if it's the same Rayman the entire franchise.

[Haruka_VII]

Thankfully, it confirms what I defended since years: the mosaics depicted a myth and not a true story.

[RealestShaggyRogers]

So his girl literally chased him off a cliff because he became the sexbomb that modern rayman is? Dang, no wonder we never see raynette

[steadfast]

Therapist: Bald Rayman isn't real, he can't hurt you

Bald Rayman: 0:01

[MintManicus]

I've always liked to think of these as fictional stories told by Teensies and the subtitles really help. Though the Globox one is likely true if you think about what Polokus says about Red Globox.

[kingvideogames]

Rayman really chose a life of hair over a girl. Good for him.

[ashconvoy]

Imagine being a random person who only knows Rayman is a game and found this.

[hexaphone]

Imagine how much it must hurt to fly just with your hair

[briandxmaster]

Rayman just left his ex wife/girlfriend for his new hair style.

[smoothsoulbrotha]

Everyone knows this is a myth. Rayman got his hair from the spoiled noodles left in someone's CAH.

[hilotakenaka]

So what you’re telling me is that Raynette is just the extreme equivalent of “I hate men with facial hair”

[Masterhene]

Rayman found out that Raynette was pregnant, so he decided to go buy some milk from the store.
He'll be back in a bit.

[phillippeandpheather]

Imagine carrying an entire civilization on your head?
Also Raynette probably the best use of the "name-ette" trop I've seen

[abababab]

i would like to believe this didn't happen ;-;

[keeleymcmanmon]

At first I thought this was about teen rayman coming home later than expected and his mom yelling at him

[GoldenGamer]

For a second i thought that was a new rayman game XD

[Hllslive]

Oh, so Rayman's hair is fake.. France is not gonna like this.

[foogles]

i always interpreted this as how the people saw the origins of his heroes and his abilities
like a Legend of his origins