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#Comedy #skit #offbrand

This skit is actually inspired by a true story. When I was 12 I walked into a shop in Shenzhen where EVERYtHING was off brand. Then I finally found a bottle of Coke. The Real Coke. So I bought it, drank it and half an hour later had the worst stomachache of my life. The Coke was legitimate, but It was 5 Years out of date.

So That's why I made this video.

FAILURE MANAGEMENT SWEATERS

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[VanXodus]

"Do you have a Steven He?"
"No, we've got a Stephanie She."
"Take it or leave it."

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

“You got fruit punch?”
“We got vegetable kick”

Damn literally all of the jokes and comebacks in this skit are so brilliantly written.

[mvcs]

the “WHAT THE CHICKEN MCF*CK IS THAT?!” got me laughing so hard I almost had a GreenCalf not BlueCow or RedBull

[clivemaybe]

"is that imagine dragons"
"no, that is picture birds" that absolutely killed me

[detitheyeti]

“Do like anime”
“I like attack on titan”
“We got defend on tiny people”
Had me dying

[mrnoob]

"I watch Attack On Titan"
"We got Defend On Short People"
Levi:
*"So you have chosen... death."*

[rbprem]

"You have fruit punch?"
"We have Vegetable kick" - Top-tier moment 🤣

[ramarajnagendrakumardinesh]

"Do you have red bull?"
"We got blue cow"

This guy always gets me laughing

[perneet]

"mountain dew? we got mountain dont."
WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[feralcyborggaming]

Just gonna throw in a line for your eventual sequel:
"Do you have bottled water?"
"We have canned fire."

[andyyu]

"Mom, im gonna go watch king of bracelets on MePipe"
"Okay sweetheart, have fun, dont forget to buy some blue cow for your dad"

[chrislaws]

"We got Mountain don't"
"WTF does that taste like?"
"Procrastination"
THAT killed me. PLEASE do more of these. Lmao.

[mae]

“Do you have Dr Pepper?”
“No, we got Dr Salt.”

This guy gets me every time

[fallofkadora]

"is that imagine dragons?"

"no, it's picture birds"

that got me, i'm done lmao

[nuph]

0:34 That's FanTAEH! Everybody drinks FanTAEH!

[ratalinamcrainbowcoolaidmo]

“Can we have sprite?”
“This is sprint”
Steven said while holding a bottle of coke

[jonas.mp_]

“What does that even taste like?!”

“Procrastination.”

Steven’s favorite drink no doubt

[Runaway..]

"Ima go watch Youtube"
"We got MePipe"

that makes me laugh so hard lol

[gltchi]

"I watch attack on titan"
"We have defend on short people"

Those jokes are just 10/10

me: *Looks back at this* holy SH@#

[TheRealHankJ.Wimbleton]

"Do you have Gatorade?
"We have Crocodile meds"
"Powerade?"
"Weak medicine"