That Time I Conquered SMP Earth

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[Technoblade]

sorry for lack of streams recently, been getting destroyed by a cough this past week. also the server is still being bad but they might've fixed the connection issues today (we'll have to see)

[salter]

Techno is right tho - he didn't break any rules, and technically every other country is now an enclave with the Antarctic Empire, so not really an invasion, and since no war was offiically recognized, not a warcrime either.

[crash-]

"Which crime has been committed?"
"You've just invaded every single country on the map"

[lefishe]

“I got Fallen Kingdom ready to play on loop.”
“Why?”
“i used to rule the world.”

[toaster]

Wilbur declares war:
Techno: *”Challenge accepted.”*

Wilbur: *”On second thought-“*

[Matsroe]

Remember when techno said "I call dibs on earth" and people started laughing?
Look who's laughing now

[SomeSpecialMouse]

“Techno, you can’t just take over the world!”
OBSERVE

[BictorBerro]

Pete: “Honestly Wilbur, I am proud to stand side by side with Phil and Techno.”
*Everyone liked that*

[myaltaccount]

Technoblade was accused of invading everyone at once. But here's the thing: Technoblade did not at any point during world conquest enter another country's borders or take land from any country. He just called DIBS on everything that wasn't taken.

[darienwhite]

"Your faction is now enemy to Newfoundland"
"Ok I'll come raid"
"Your faction is now neutral to Newfoundland"

[Rondy]

Technoblade: I call dibs on the world
Everyone: ok
Technoblade: *claims the world*
Everyone: You weren’t supposed to do that

[kimlynne]

The neutrality at the end got me

Techno radiates power without having to do hardly *anything*

[INTRUZIVE]

The fact that techno’s plan was so full proof that not even the admins could stop it is actually bonkers

[alexnaughton]

Technically he did not 'invade" any country. He did not enter lands currently owned so the claims were legal and binding.

[justbecauseicould]

"No claiming the whole world"
*claims 99%*

[mayleaf]

Underappreciated quote: "YOU FOOLS WE HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER"

[zrk]

Taking over the whole world!!!

Meanwhile: "Declare war on Techno"
Techo: you've convinced me to destroy you
'Declared Neutral'

[Ciguato]

Rule - “No taking over the world.”

Techno: “aight imma head out”

[YellowfishGaming]

Admins: The goal is to claim land
Techno: *claims world*
Admins: Wait that's illegal

[noah-tlgv]

to be fair he technically didnt commit a crime, and never invaded either since the website showed that no land inside was replaced by techno's claim, he simply just claimed around them. no crime was committed here i will stand for justice