Dominik Witka - Sorry! I'm A Murder Hobo - The title song of your D&D nightmare.

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Disclaimer: Music is computer created. Lyrics and Edit are human made.

Lyrics:

Let me tell ya 'bout the game we play,
Roll the dice, we’re on our way.
A peaceful quest, a friendly town,
But when I show up, it all goes down!

What’s a murder hobo, you ask? Well, it’s simple.
No house, no home, just blades and fire,
Killin’ everything, that’s my desire!

Sorry! I’m a murder hobo!
Didn’t mean to cause a scene, but here we go, though!
Sorry! I’m a murder hobo!
Roll for initiative, it's time for the show!

The party walks into a quiet inn,
Talkin' 'bout ale and where to begin.
But I see that barkeep, eyeing me wrong,
Next thing you know, he’s gone with the gong!
The party screams, "We just wanted a drink!"
But here I am, not even a blink!
Gold on the counter, loot in my sack,
Sorry guys, there's no turning back!

You wanna solve it nice, maybe talk it out,
But me? I’d rather take the violent route.
Every NPC looks like XP,
Why talk when the sword sets me free?

Sorry! I’m a murder hobo!
Didn’t mean to cause a scene, but here we go, though!
Sorry! I’m a murder hobo!
Roll for initiative, it's time for the show!

We’re in a village, it's peaceful and sweet,
You all want to help, I’m lookin’ for heat!
The mayor’s talkin’, offerin' a quest,
But all I hear is, “Loot his chest!”
I know, I know, I should hold it back,
But my dagger slips, and it fades to black!
The townsfolk run, but I’ve got my mace,
Guess we’re leavin’ now without a trace!

You wanted diplomacy, maybe just a chat,
But murder’s my method, imagine that!
The peaceful ways, they just ain’t for me,
Why be a hero, when chaos is free?

Sorry! I’m a murder hobo!
Didn’t mean to cause a scene, but here we go, though!
Sorry! I’m a murder hobo!
Roll for initiative, it's time for the show!

We’re in the dungeon, sneaking slow,
Y’all say, “Talk,” but I say, “No!”
See that guard? Yeah, he’s in my way,
Sword comes out, he’s done for the day!
They say, “We could’ve bluffed our path!”
But my sword says, "Feel my wrath!"
Another quest, another life,
Sorry friends, it's time for the strife!

Sorry! I’m a murder hobo!
Didn’t mean to cause a scene, but here we go, though!
Sorry! I’m a murder hobo!
Roll for initiative, it's time for the show!

I know, I know, I should stay cool,
But bloodlust hits, I’m breakin’ the rule!
Sorry! I’m a murder hobo!
I can’t help it, it’s just my flow!

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[DominikWitka]

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Welcome, Travelers!
I am Dominik, and I create gaming-related music in my free time. Take a seat by the fire and enjoy the music with us. :)
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To round this up, here are some links where you can find my songs:

[Lich-xg]

i. was not expecting this to be as good as it is??? holy shit???

[ВладаСмирнова-цб]

😍this is something amazing! I want it in my everyday playlist ❤

[Cardboardsmith]

Make a song for the last party member standing to face against the final boss, that would be dope