Crusader Kings 3, THE UNATTRACTIVE EXPERIENCE

Crusader Kings 3, THE UNATTRACTIVE EXPERIENCE
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[briank]

He's a sultan alright. Assaultin' my eyes.

[Khaisz.]

When even newborns who hasn't seen the sunlight yet has -43 opinion of you, you must done something wrong in life.

[Stickonga]

"I will have them compete over how much they like me"
"no YOU like him the most"
"No yOU like him the most"

[jarrod]

_I need to breed out the ugly_
15 seconds later: _With this religion I can marry my cousin..._
I don't think that's going to work out as well as you think it will...

[patrickwilliams]

This is genuinely the first time I've seen somebody create a character I would classify as "Actively difficult to look at", I've had to tab away from the video multiple times because I genuinely cannot stare at Egbert for longer than three seconds.

[vermiworm]

Emperor Egbert Hildebrand is a fascinating individual. At once crippled, hideously deformed and plagued with illness, yet also strangely durable, like a craggy flaking boulder.

[diamondmetal]

“He is only homely!”

_Good sir, your infant son has a flesh moustache._

[acheron]

I am surprised that even a creature from Silent Hill is able to find a spouse

[lordalseth]

firing your entire court to get out of debt when not a single one of your 74 HOLDINGS are making money because you’re over your limit of 7 is a power move. this is the kind of quality gameplay i come here for

[davet]

"Let's ignore the plague and move on"
American government role-playing lmfao

[danielhale]

AA: spends the game as an intensely ugly man marrying attractive women to breed out the ugly
AA: "I'd like to thank my patrons, who are all extremely, extremely attractive..."
Patrons: *nervous sweating*

[beebco]

I like how we had Ned Lamont, governor of Connecticut as your cup bearer and Phil Scott, governor of Vermont as the court physician

[ThundrDragn]

7:55 As a Connecticut resident seeing fucking Ned Lamont in one of these videos gave me the most severe whiplash of my life

[midgematic]

Egbert quite literally looks like a wart-infested snail, and yet he now has a special place in my hear me out cake

[averagestalkr]

"This one is ok" as he hovers over a 9 year old is devious

[adriansumega]

77/6 holdings
Age of court guests 219
Wtf am I looking at?!

[Dafeaz]

Someone named Egbert Hildegard is gonna watch this and be like "Wait wtf"

[Vok]

Crazy that this game opens every single campaign with the giant text saying "CUMANIA" in the middle of the screen.

[Zeales]

Can you do an opposite run of this one? Literally make 5000 babies and take over the world Genghis khan-style.

[otaconarcadia]

4:10 A soul still burns in the Monster Factory.