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[bridgetbenson]

My mom who was broke all the time used to say, " money doesn't buy happiness but it does rent it". She was very right.

[vesh]

no one can resist petting a dog and that's a fact

[pterodactyldude]

Robin -"what does nine hours of gaming feel like."
Not enough time

[ttahadrianex]

It took me this long to realize the intro music is the “I’m Mr King Dice” song from Cuphead, but it’s just the instrumental

[gamr]

3:46 this is actually a really good documentary and shows really clearly the difference between faking psychotic behavior and actually being a psychopath. I would recommend watching it if you have the time

[funnyvideoguy]

The minions are basically slaves, but they just like being slaves. Basically more subtle versions of house elves

[elieli]

That meme about "man not flying for a million years", it just tickles me so much that it wasn't even TWO WEEKS after that article that the Wright brothers did their first successful flights xD

[itzcreatorrayne]

"Samsung Sam is 17 Years old"
"Simply wait 1 year"
*Modern Problems require Modern Solutions.*

[idcgaming]

7:36 just for future reference, the French pronunciation is "loo-ee"

[formularacecar]

There was this really tall janitor in elementary school who was sometimes cleaning around the gym while we were in P.E. He was the legend in our class because one time he hit a half-court shot so the entire class went crazy. Another time when we played kickball, the really athletic kid kicked the ball high and far. I kid you not this dude caught that shot with one hand. Absolutely insane.

[lacklagoon]

“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”

― Douglas MacArthur

[SirBroccolingtonIII]

I always wondered: If Buzz was a toy who had spent his entire life in a box, then how did he think he was a real space ranger?

[marsh.al.melw]

“Video games music isn’t real music!”

Me: *angrily shows my Spotify playlist of Littlenightmares and Other games songs*

[og_jisdon]

5:06 my friend actually has the black and white jumper. I don't know if EmKay is gonna delete this or people gonna dislike this, but I just wanted to share a fact.

[shrs_]

"Money doesn't buy happiness, money prevents sadness."

There, I fixed it.

[caesarcesar]

Fun fact: The phrase “money doesn’t buy happiness” was made by poor people to tell rich people that they don’t need all the money they have, so they should give it away. A rich person saying money doesn’t buy happiness misses the whole point.

[shazzzck]

Anyone who says pen is better or sword is better CLEARLY has not seen a mini gun.
This was a joke, why is it now filled with guns and different weapons XD.

[delborne]

"ill be first in line for the fifty-fifty shot. either way, i win"
damn he do be speaking facts

[tiredkoi]

“What does 9 hours of gaming feel like?”

*perfection*

[sauronek]

Nothings better than watching emkay at 11 PM on a school night.