Whole foods bigotry

Wow

[gw]

I didn't know that Adam had his own brand of yogurt

[trash]

lost my shit when the camera pans to his thousand yard stare, his eyes are cold, dead even

[tideatmilehigh]

"They did HUWHAT at Whole Foods?"

[aaronz.]

Show 0% to Stav and he will try to jump out of the nearest window. Lucky for Stav, he can't fit through most windows.

[ApotheosiZ]

Imagine how much better his life would be if he wasn't 5'4

[detroit_tappedin]

Not only is this scary, it's just plain terrorism.

[Sora]

Nick mullen at a whole foods in Austin Texas sounds like the whitest thing I've ever heard.

[willg]

I ate some Fage yogurt...all of a sudden, you look so freaking beautiful !! You are a good looking guy! Real pretty mouth😉

[MEGACAMZ]

Hilariously this yoghurt now tells you how to pronounce it on the packaging.

[JWard]

We are reddit, we are woke, we are here.

[masonkowalski]

Nick is mostly funny online because he can hold the camera lower, simulating being taller than the viewer. However this is virtually impossible in real life

[josephdurham]

There is a dairy brand called Tillamook. That has to be offensive. This may go deeper than we think!

[robertswitzer]

Guys, I entered a fugue state and now I’m gay yogurt. Send help, I’m scared.

[KoobBaby]

Crazy to think this gay guy is now a millionaire

[dillonr]

The yogurt should just be called "Adam".

[Donnies_lil_ding_ding]

You can see it in his eyes. There’s a tiny Adam inside of him that controls him with wires and levers like a gundam.

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I don't know why people say his eyes are dead. Hard with some softness. And a bit of a sparkle 💖

[jasonyurrrr]

Bro why am I barely getting recommended this now years later 💀💀💀

[OrdnanceTV]

Nick holding the camera low so we can't tell he's 4'1"

[alexp]

I’m shaking at the thought of seeing this at my OWN local store.