brainqueen Cooked a Charmander

#pokemon #shorts I hate pokemons when they get cooked credits to brain queen on tiktok

[darabounds]

Tail oil. That checks out. Many lizards store extra fat in their tail for energy storage. Additionally, Charmander has a constant flame that burns at the end of its tail like a flame at the end of a lantern wick. Charmander must be fueling the flame with a steady source of oil from somewhere.

[Kirby.-.-.]

KIRBY HAS FOUND YOUR SINS UNFORGIVABLE.

[zincyt]

Bro turned charmander to ground beef💀😭

[Azrael]

This is what happens to pokemon when you fail a nuzlock 😈

[hectorminjarez]

Cop: so what did you do. Brainqueen:cooking pokemon

[scyththephoenix]

I pick charmander to be my first pokemon!
Ok charmander, get in the blender

[benjiquin]

In a world where pokemon were real, there would totally be dishes made out of them, just like this.

[cavespidergamingyt]

Have y’all seen my charmander? He went to the place where I get this spicy drink

[wowalamoiz]

This would be supremely expensive, due to the Charmanders fighting back with their natural weapons and intellect.

[TheRealJonkler]

Its kinda sad to see only the tail going to use but this still looks good regardless

[blysx]

Chinese people be like if pokemons existed

[vitorborges]

Cop: some people reported something disturbing here, what did you do?
Brainqueen: cooking charizard to make fire in the pants aphrodisiac
Cop: understandable, have a nice day

[claudiagiustelli]

"Trough all ur travels, your sins will follow, ur consequences arnt easy to swallow, WHOS THE REAL MONSTER, NOW U SHOULD KNOW, U'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE!!!!"
Papyrus, a cook singer fighting against Pokèmon cuisine.
Sans seeing the result: GIVE US UR ⚾️

[scarlettrose]

What kinda meat do u guys think they eat in the pokemon show lol...

[bokscyclone]

Bro didn't even took the bone out

[SpikeForestGaming]

This is something that people hate, but they have to admit that it happens

[Slash]

If this was a live charizard that would've been a whole lot more hot 💀💀

[claudiagiustelli]

Sans: You feel Charmander tail oil craawling in your baaackkkk...
Papyrus: Bq, what are you holding! Drop the bottle!
Brainqueen: is charmendahh tail oil
Both skeletons: WHAT THE H-
Frisk: *passes out*

[Literally]

*bro literally captured pokémon just to eat them*

[lukadacat]

This makes sense because some countries eat cats and dogs, so in the Pokémon verse, why wouldn’t they eat Pokémon?