Why Men Choose Wonderbread Women Over You

[thelastninjapanda]

"You enjoy being a croissant. Flaky, wrapped up in yourself, and ready to fall apart at a moment's notice."
Holy shit you fucking killed her dude

[alex]

I want a partner. Not an opponent, pet, dependent, whatever. I'll happily settle for someone who loves me and doesn't actively make life harder for me.

[leonard]

At the end of the day, men go where they're loved, they often times settle with "wonderbread" because "wonderbread" treats them well

[TwattWaffleWhitney]

It's like men just want someone to be nice to them

[rlee]

These aren't wonder bread women. They're homemade bread. Healthier. Hearty. Tough yet soft. Filling and satisfying. Delicious. They're like the filet mignon steak of breads.

[gwillard]

Wonderbread impresses on her own merits and doesn’t need all the fluff…and she knows this. That quiet confidence is awesome.

[chadschmaltz]

Wow that ending was like a linguistic fatality. Bravo.

[austinveno]

My favorite is "what you can't handle a strong woman?"
Sure I can, but I'm not looking to start a relationship with someone I can "handle"
I want someone I enjoy being around, someone I can build a life together with, not someone I can tolerate, or put up with. If you were really a strong woman, you wouldn't need a handler.

[coquimbojoe]

The old saying is: it doesn’t matter how good she looks, somewhere there’s a man sick of her shit.

[kd]

When it comes to women, I always tell my son, “Don’t marry a girl cuz she’s hot, marry her cuz she loves you and makes you happy.”

[cleverusernamenexttime]

The voice, it's definitely the voice.

[marybean]

What she doesn't get is that she's not competing with his girlfriend, she's competing with the peace his girlfriend gives him. Based on her attitude she wouldn't last.

[sheolcodemonkey]

"I can't fathom how a man would choose a less attractive girl over me" said the woman with no personality about the man who wasn't shallow enough to settle for her

[bilson]

Not necessary to make sweeping generalizations. Dating is 50% being a good match, 30% timing, and 20% luck. It's healthy to do some self-reflection when a relationship falls apart, but don't let it make you think less of yourself or less of "the field" in general.

[robertcaldwell]

For every princess out there, there's a guy out there tired of their shit.

[ZenoDovahkiin]

Men date hot chicks: "Why do men only care about looks?"
Men date average looking women with good personality: "Why don't men date me when I'm so hot?"

[tbjoyrider]

Men don't "settle" for "wonderbread women". When we seek a wife, most of us actively prioritise personality and a kind heart, over beauty.
Women like the Dadvocate, who seems to be as kind as she's beautiful, are a very rare breed.

[mr.spartacus]

“Why do men settle for plain basic women?” Says the 4 outa 10 lol

[bhart]

We like wonder bread because it's exactly what it says it is on the package, nothing more nothing less. It's always good, it's uncomplicated, & it's cheap.

Croissants on the other hand are pricey, flaky, & make a mess of everything. They're tasty but way too much bs to deal with it's never quite worth the price.

[joieflickinger]

You hit the nail so many times, I think you built a house on this one.