Bloom - Warhammer 40,000 Short

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"A Vindicare should not be mistaken for a human being. Contrary to a human being, who is filled with distractions, memories, and connections to others, a Vindicare is a well oiled machine. He was raised and trained, from birth, that the only reason he wasn't dead, raped, ruined, or suffered under any other horrible abuse that we could think of, was because of the Emperor. They were taught that they were selfish monsters, to even think of being different from their fellows. Their vocabulary is limited to only that which they need. Any deviation is punished by torture. They were taught to hide from their teachers and administrators, and to only come out when the mission was complete, and only when they received word from an authority figure that acted the impeccable imperial. Any deviation was punished with torture. The sense of smell is cultivated carefully. We have attempted to teach them to tell the difference of weapons by discharge smell. Any exposure to perfume, or anything pleasant and unneeded in their missions is punished by torture. Callidus require some socialization to blend in. Culexus, with their small pool of recruits have need to take in any they can find. Eversor, their combat drugs do the trick. Never shall you find any more well disciplined than a Vindicare."

- "So what happened to this one?"

- "We failed to punish him for a botched mission."

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Based on an (in)famous /tg/ story. Ultra heretical. Don't say you weren't warned.

This was originally meant for Valentine's Day, but it eventually grew into a much, much bigger film. Took 4 months to do in total.

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Many thanks to the people who did the voices, without them this wouldn't have been possible.

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This film is unofficial and I am in no way affiliated with Games Workshop Limited.
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He forgot the Emperor's protection. Now he's paying for child support.

Scientist
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(over vox) "Are you under attack?"
(over vox) "N-Err, yeah! Just got ambushed out of nowhere!"
*Necrons appear*
"Well that was good timing."

Bruva_Ayamhyt
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"Drop her."
"I can't, she's hot."

broseffman
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Rigorously trained assassin tasked with emotionless untraceable killing from unimaginable distances, literally from a force of assassins so professional that they're basically synonymous with death and can sit perfectly still for weeks on end for a millisecond chance to kill a target...

..defeated by a boner

utes
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"Well everybody need a big tiddy eldar girl friend at some point in their life"
Roubote Guiliman

bacnguyen
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"She hot, so I not shoot. "

*_The Ordo Hereticus wants to know your location_*

chaplain
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“I...can’t”
“Why?”
“It’s a goth girl”

sentinelslayer
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Inquisitor: "He allowed the xenos filth to live"
Guiliman: "Kill him"
Inquisitor: "Understood, kill the assassin and send another to kill the Eldar witch"
Guliman: "Come again?"
Inquisitor: "He failed to kill a female Eldar psycher"
Guliliman: "I'll allow it"

_lime.
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Assassin : takes off his helmet
Eldar : "oh... um, I have boyfriend"

brokenradio
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"And that, Kids, is how I met your mother."

meowmeowmeow
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Me: *YOU HAVE COMMITTED HERESY, YOU DIE NOW!*

HIM: actually I used her as bait to attract some skelly bois to increase my kill count

crystalicfire
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*takes off her helmet*

Vindicare: "On no, she's hot!"

Thecommander
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Heresy never looked so good. 10/10 dude

operationmeh
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Already declared a heretic the second he refused to shoot the xeno

godboy
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“Snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?”
- Otacon, MGS1

Razzrazz
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Still handled better than Master Chief's romance in the Halo tv show

powerhouse
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This is indeed heresy. Heresy wrapped up in a pleasing form.

SolanusDracon
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Having an eldar waifu is emperor and guilleman approved

wso
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after they said:"Are you under attack?" I'm pretty sure if he said:"I'm on a Tomb world, I need extraction" they might have been happy to abort and try again later, Necrons are considered a far more potent threat than an Eldar afterall.

GeneralSturnn
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Ethics of 21 century humans versus the understanding of heresy in 40k

Florianmunz