Why Southerners Aren't in Horror Movies

Barry shows you why it ain't like they show in the movies #horror #halloween

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[diesel]

the fact that he never got off the couch while getting his gun, was the most accurate impression of a southerner lmao

[ered]

If you are allowed to get close enough to a southerner's house to break in, it's a trap, I'm telling you. I mean I heard you at the edge of the field when the crickets stopped carrying on.

[CherryBirthdayCake]

Except irl the killer would've been shot for trespassing.

It's be the shortest horror film in history.

[davidbutler]

Whenever I see a scary movie, I say to the victim-character, "You know, if you had a dog and a gun, this wouldn't be happening to you."

[xjcrossx]

That Family Feud episode was where someone said "Upine, " in response to "Name a word or phrase that follows pork." Lol

[hillbilly]

"Officer, he said he was going to kill me...I believed him. Now, I know you have a lot questions but please save them for my attorney who will be arriving shortly" ~ memorized by every southern 6 year old...in Bible study class.

[dutch]

In the south, if someone breaks into your house with you in it, we have a word for that: OPPORTUNITY.

[shazmodeus]

loved that he put his nascar cap back on after going full camo, completely negating the camo.

[jacksbonnielass]

As a Southerner, I can confirm that I say
“ ‘ppreciate it” way too much 😂

[GaryTheStormTrooperTK]

This is so true its actually uncanny. All its missing is the dude in pickup running over the villain and then doing donuts on him

[Classical.Conservative]

Nobody messes with my bojangles sweet tea

[chriswegman]

I have a .45 and a .357 mag in reach. My wife has her 9mm in reach on our night stands. The gun ROOM is right next to the bedroom, but I keep an AR out and ready as well. I had people ask what I am so afraid of, I tell them "Obviously not a damn thing".

[mungosmungo]

We are not in them because we have a sub genre devoted to us as the killer

[bluecollardadventures]

love it! Didnt even mention the fact that the dogs start barking when you turned your car off the main road onto gravel and by the time the creeper got out he had a red dot floating mysteriously on his forehead

[jameswillis]

"Sir, why did you smash this man's head with two gallons of sweet tea?"
"Officer, I can say without any shred of doubt: I was in fear for ny life."
*nods understandingly.*
"Well, thank you for coming down to answer my questions."
"My pleasure. Hey, take care now."
"Yup, you too."

[reganfisher]

I'm from the South- my locked door is for your protection not mine

[Princesskitty]

It was the sweet tea jugs as weapons for me 😂 what would have been great is if it were unsweet tea and you were forcing him to drink it by the gallon

[ARC_VR]

"I'll be praying for ya!"
"Appreciate it."

LMAO WHAT IS THIS. I love that.

[DarkIZero]

The scariest horror movies are ones that can't be solved with a gun. Like 1982 The Thing.

[akallio]

"We're them old boys raised on shotguns" -- Hank Williams Jr.