How Zeus handled Metis

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[manalacethan]

Cronos: *eats kids*
Zeus: *eats wife*
“Like father like son”

[kaiderhaiii]

Zeus is not just the father of gods, he's the crazy uncle

[jscjake]

Cronus: **Eats his children**
Zeus, eating his wife: _Modern problems require modern solutions_

[TsulaAngenati]

Zeus: you want me to NOT get a woman pregnant, do you know me?

Hades: unfortunately I do

[ishiode]

Im surprised Hades didn't mention anything about their father.

[lamsheeper]

the phrase "like father like son" has never been more accurate

[savingpyro]

Hades: "Okay DAD"
Zeus: "How DARE you sir!" *Burps*

[draconicdemigod]

"You want me not to get a woman pregnant? Do you know me?"
So know about the consequences of his actions and just don't care?
Again why is Kronos worse?

[dsantiago]

Jesus: Father to all
Odin: Allfather
Zeus: “You are the father!” ~ Maury

[insertusernamehere]

Zeus ten minutes later: Hmm.... my head kinda hurts.

[elvenatheart]

I like how Zeus basically became a meme on this channel.

[xzardas]

Cronos: Eat the child.
Zeus: Eat the mother.
Hera: Yeet the child.
Sweet home Alaba... ekhm... Olimpus.

[ladypossum]

He literally *consume* ated the marriage

[nightmaremythos]

Zeus 2 minutes later:
Shit, this headache is killing me

[Thatoneasian]

"one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it" oogway

[A_itsar]

"Do you know me?" if there is a hole there's a way I guess

[kingofkings]

Asking Zeus not to get her pregnant is like asking humans not to breathe it's not going to happen

[AngryHistorian]

Man, no wonder Hades doesn't go to Olympus that much.

Can't say I blame him, though.

[ojoking]

In my opinion Hades should have done a snape and said:
"You're just like your father."

[Mel-mr]

Hades : why am I even surprised anymore..