What's the dumbest conspiracy theory people believe? | AskReddit

What's the dumbest conspiracy theory people believe? | AskReddit

[hiimapenguin]

"Little noodles of fun" is so accurate

[dashingclasher]

3 years left before I can be forklift-certified.

[ghost_anna_reads]

I have exactly 3 cats. One dumber than the other

[Iemonic]

Idk why but "testicles! As in... balls?" Made me laugh 😭

[EAZZEE]

i missed the actual question so the answers combined with the title left me unbelievably confused until i rewatched

[avidreader]

I have exactly three Albedos (C2 Albedo), Tighnari (C2 Tighnari), and Qiqi (C2 qiqi) in genshin currently.

[ZZ-zuht]

Mom says it's my turn with the braincells.

[guidinglight]

I have exactly 3 days -left where i can contemplate reality and if i truly want to continue- until I go swimming!

[HikiOmo]

3 days left to live ever since they found tumors in the bread we're eating

[DrunkJerboa]

cats that I brought home from the streets.
I have actually 4 cats, but 3 of them were stray cats and just 1 that I had bought from someone.

[meisstupid]

i have exactly three cases of self injury

[HankJ.Wimbleton]

Packets of ramen noodles in my pantry.

[igreatlyandpowerfullydisag]

I instantly thought testicles and apparently I'm not the only one

[Anna_Lindlau]

3 parents and dogs. mom, dad, stepdad

[InYourFloorboards]

Popcorn bowls, which is a bit bad because I eat popcorn literally every day. Oh, yes, also air things that aren’t attached to the house because we’re being loaned them while we get new vents. And irrational fears: dogs, suffocating in a room that has enough oxygen for multiple days( learned from getting vents removed), and bugs! I have three things that I have three of! Wait but that would mean I have four…

[ciel_likes_seals]

Corsets I bought without my parents permission 😎

[yeanisch]

I feel empty and anxious for exactly three days a week. Yesterday, today and tomorrow.

[tommybray]

Goldfish taped together to serve as my memory, it's a very serious issue I forget people's names after 3 - 5 days of not talking to them

[e.d.raven]

3 seconds of patience for annoying siblings

[sociallyawkwardbutterfly]

Crows trying to steal the padding out of the sides of my trampoline to make their nests in my attic