Doors At 8:00 - Meese (Official Lyric Video)

What’s more punk than bossa nova?

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LYRICS:

A goose and a goose is always geese,
but a moose and a moose is never meese.
Why is theese?
Why not meese?

A little baby goose is called a gosling,
but the babies of the meese are not called mosling.
So puzzling...
Oh, oh, oh, it’s so troubling.

All I want is consistency.

You get a couple mouse, you call them mice.
But your house and my house are not called hice.
Is that wice?
Hear my advice.

All I want is consistency.
All I need is consistency.

Octopus and Platypus
are Octopi and Platypi.
But, Hippopotamuses
are not Hippopotomi!
Why? Why, why, why?
Make me cry.

All I want is consistency.
All I need is consistency.
All I want is 1 and 1 to make meese.
All I want is consistency.

Language evolves with each ebb and flow along the river of time.
How, then, can we free ourselves from unnecessary complexities?
Do away with inconsistent dexterities?
I do not pretend to hold the answer, or lead the charge for vocabular enhancement,
but let meese stand as an example – a utopian sample – of the world in which we could all live…

...if only we try.

[ChonnyJash]

EDIT/UPDATE:
THIS IS NOW AVAILABLE TO LISTEN ON SPOTIFY! GO! GO LISTEN! DO IT! DOOOO


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Chaos Week, Day 8

[tristenarctician]

I love how dramatic this song is

"BUT HIPPOPOTAMUSES ARE NOT HIPPOPOTOMI! WHY?"

[eclecticvoidmoth]

ok i’ve seen like 5 comments asking “why doesn’t it sound like cj why does he sound like that” so to avoid spamming the same reply under everyone’s comments i’m going to just make a separate one

it’s not chonny singing most of the song, it’s someone else, this is another band’s song that he’s uploaded on his channel {presumably so they can get more of an audience or something along those lines}
chonny *is* singing the high pitched vocals, but not the main ones

[childeofepickness]

doors at 8:00 when nightcord at 25:00 walks in /ref

[kxatto.]

this feels like a song about the frustrations of learning english as a second language

[Ambrose-cpki]

I just woke up what the fuck is he talking about?!?? (Sound is still fire)

[meltingmug]

look, i’m not complaining, but does chonny know what a week is

[galaxystardom]

I have dysgraphia so this song speaks to me lol, like a lot. These were always the questions I’d probe my teachers with and their reactions were always, “that’s just how it is.” So yes, this speaks to little me who used to ask all those questions (and I still do because English grammar is still dumb)

[Chameleon_]

WE UP HERE MEESING OUR MOSLINGS ‼️‼️‼️

[aishkasukarno]

CHONNY IS JASHING WITH THE 8TH DAY HOLY SHIT I DID NOT EXPECT THIS

[slepdeprivedkitty]

Today on chaos week, Chonny forgets how many days are in a week

[StarlessWolf]

I'm gonna sob and roll on the ground, the lyrics???? Chaos week really living up to the name.

[moshuma]

I've always loved the videos complaining about how English doesn't make sense. Also the added flavor of texting the monologue at the end is perfect.

[aceisconfused]

OMG?? CHAOS WEEK DAY8?! YAY! I dont HAVE TO MOURN CHAOS WEEK YEY

[ciphyrshunt]

i feel like this is what you hear after eating expired yoghurt

[Ghsty_Xx]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SLEEP WHEN I HAD A FEELING THAT CHONNY POSTED, THANK EINDOW I WENT TO CHECK

[lollipoprem]

this was posted at 3am for me, I thought I was tripping when I heard the first couple of lines. mental flashbang of a song. thank you english language, every cool

[Ptop]

What are those voice oml... I'm on heaven this is devine

[halfahollowperson]

can’t lie, this is the farthest thing i was expecting based on the last couple of songs.

meese :)

[therealJohnSigma]

bro really screen recorded microsoft word