244 | Boys when they receive a compliment

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[visualbinder]

“Hey nice hat!”

Current mission
-survive-

[Wkysniypryanik]

For entire life boys recieve only 2 compliments: "what a beautiful boy was born!" and "He was a good person..."

[billykid.]

Y’all notice its alone on the permanent memories shelf.

[carloscrispens]

Her: "makes a compliment"
My brain: "scanning sarcasm, running lie detection software, double check if im on sleep mode."

[rjsavvy]

*forgets stuff and is about to fail exam*

Brain: hey, remember when that girl complimented you back in 4th grade?

[ApeiriophobicGD]

Some random girl: *gives compliment*

My small ass brain: *breaks down from kindness overload*

[GolfcuBebe]

Girl: Gives a compliment that she will probably forget in a week.
Boy: *Archived till death.*

[insanikm.b.]

Her: says anything remotely resembling a complement
Me: Alright where are the cameras

[Legion]

Girls: "hey you're not bad"
Boys: "A new core memory!"

[KillerBYTE]

most men receive their first bouquet at their funeral

[teazthunder]

A girl in class once randomly complimented my singing voice. I have no idea whether she was being sarcastic or not, but that was years ago and I still remember it.

[elrigasa]

Someone: ‘compliments me’
Me: “Why would someone even compliment me in the first place?”

[kecukraftwork]

Girl: compliments boy.
Boy: "it's time to go full Schrödinger's Cat on this one."

[JoshuaTheGamerYT]

The reason why men cherish compliments more than women is because women are so used to compliments that insults stick out to them, but guys are so used to insults that compliments stick out to them.

[TheMrCougarful]

I literally had this experience in high school. During lunch recess. A girl I recognize but don't know sits down next to me and starts a conversation, running her fingers through my hair, all sorts of shit. Turned out, she was acting as part of a class project. They were recording the whole thing on a camera, I was baffled the entire time, I have no idea why they did it. I was maybe 16 yo. It ruined me with girls. This happened 50 years ago. I didn't even remember it until this moment. Life is random, and sometimes, life is cruel.

[asmallguy]

Girl: *compliments out of nowhere*

Left Brain: "Right Brain, you alright?"
right brain: "i looked forward in time, to view alternate futures, to see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict"
Left Brain: "How many did you see?"
right brain: "14, 000, 605"
Left Brain: "How many did we win?"
right brain: "zero..."

[satyman]

the girl i like: "i like ur haircut, it suits you perfectly"
me: "th-thanks i guess..."
my brain: *The perfect memory to philosophize about for the next 15 years*

[Whyiseveryhandletaken]

“Girls” after receiving hundreds of compliments about their looks & personality: forgets it all
“Boys” receiving a single complement 5 years ago: a new core memory

[Hazza_the_great]

It takes a boy like me hours, sometimes days to decipher it.
Sometimes. Even. Years.

[easynametopronounce]

Girl: Gives compliment.

Me: *Analyzes the first letter of each word to get the secret code to save this hostage*