An Important Update

#Shorts #JohnnyTheWalrus #MattWalsh #LGBT #LGBTQ #DailyWire

[nobuddy]

They are going to have to add a "W" to the list now in order to be respectfully inclusive of those identifying as walruses.

[wazzu]

Matt you are the #1 LGBTQ author in the country. Way to celebrate diversity! I bought 20 copies for my kindergarten class.

[ld]

Matt Walsh you have done some excellent trolling this year.

[Donja.z]

From the Netherlands and I have the book. My daughter knows that the doctor of your book is crazy and mean. She loves your book

[angelac]

I love this man everything he says I agree with it 150% he’s so smart and his way with words are perfect

[Astrochronic]

much like Uncle Tom and Schrodinger's cat, I imagine 100 years from now Matt Walsh's book will be held up as an iconic validation of gender identity and not a total mockery of it as it was intended.

[artemprotectron]

You are now a part of the LGB community, Matt.
I'm a proud member of it too. FJB!

[jbock]

"The birds are celebrating this morning!" Lol never change, Matt!

[theorakul]

Lol hopefully they're gonna buy this and read it to their kids... (if they actually have them) Good! Good work Matt!

[bubba]

This is the only time I don’t want to be called homophobic

[malakarvonstroheim]

I wish i could mock people as effectively as Matt does it, first abuela then this. God gave him the precious gift of mockery to rain it down on the world with swift vengance

[nunyazero]

Hey Matt, I pre-ordered my book months ago. It arrived today. My husband and I read through it and we think it's utterly awesome.

[yumyumeatemup]

The way this entire scenario has been playing out is glorious. A shitpost on a whole entire nother level! Happy for you Matt! Congrats on the success. LMAO

[nkfd]

I love that *LGBFJB* community!
All Hail Walsh & Johnny The Walrus 😄🦭🤘

[emcgowan]

That plot change is way too strange for fiction. Congratulations.

[Matthew_Klepadlo]

C’mon guys!
Let’s get Matt up to half a million subscribers!
He deserves it!
Let’s go Jolly Godfather Walsh, and Let’s go Brandon!

[simonmuhamed]

Actually it may well be a hate crime if you don't purchase the book. I'm going to buy one for my nephew, my sister-in-law is getting a little too woke for my liking and I need to nip this sh*t in the bud.

[dargosian]

Matt has been asking men to call him "Sweet Daddy" all year, and only NOW he's a member of the LGBT community? Hmmmm.

[typingcat]

So, I opened Amazon's children's book page, and the Walrus book was #2. It was the first one in the best seller list in the LGBT section. But the thing that bothers me is the characters in the children's book page. It has 4 children: "baby to 2" is some sort of brown boy, "ages 3-5" is a white girl, "ages 6-8" is a black boy, and "ages 9-12" looks like some sort of Asian girl. You see the problem here? There is no white boy. I saw the same phenomenon in the Kamala Harris and children's NASA meeting video: there was no white boy. So, the kids are all non-white and only a white girls is there, probably because white females are still sort of a victim, and white males, who make up more than 30% of the US population are completely ignored.

[bikinggal]

OH boy who is a Walrus is now the gold standard for the Alphabet club!! Amazing