These Retail Training Videos are very bad.

Today we are going to take a look at some infamously cringe retail training videos. Will they be on The Front Line of greatness, or Game Crazy Bad?

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❯ In this video:
Jude

Josiah
Bren

A&P Grocery Store Training Video
Game Crazy Training Video
How to Be an Effective Supermarket Checker: The Front Line 1965

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[MicrowaveSociety]

MERCH: Use code "STORE" for 10% off, one week only!

[eagleeye]

I love how Zelda manages to perfectly encapsulate the "white woman who doesn't understand what slang is". She doesn't even try to pronounce anything in a casual way, she makes it super clear she's reading it off a script. The way she says "slinging the bling-bling to get that paper" sounds like she has no idea what she's actually saying but says it anyway.

[Zoditron]

"we also don't want our shoppers to run an obstacle course"

* Laughs in IKEA *

[tainted_bread]

"You heard it right, K-Dog. Gale is getting
*E X T R E M E L Y* jiggy with it."

One of the best quotes I've ever heard.

[tokiWren]

Alternate title: dissing Kroger for 16 minutes

[SkkiterSkkater]

They call it Microwave Society because it's a society in a microwave.

They don't call it Oven Society because it's not a society in an oven.

[fatherenricopucci]

I never thought I would hear a woman named Zelda say the word "JIGGY"


Thank you boys for once again opening my eyes to the history of society

[jayzeo]

As someone named Jude, Brendan staring at the camera and saying, "I love your produce department Jude, " made me very uncomfortable

[KwaygonTV]

“You heard it right K-Dog, Gail is getting extremely jiggy with it”

[highway]

The fact that the video from 1965 had better transitions, and was less crunchy and about the same quality as the one from 2003, really says a lot about our society.

[JNSStudios]

Zelda Scott constantly using slang physically hurt me.

[rickyricardo]

“I’m down here in the *HIZZOUSE* ... you know, the *H E E Z Y* “

[brianahodnett]

I'm still not sure how they did that fidget spinner trick but I think Josiah may be keeping Bren in his basement and has a sock chute to send him food from time to time.

[alextidmore]

That whole Game Crazy segment was just Steve Buscemi saying "How do you do, fellow kids" for five minutes

[kairi]

I step into the in-trance
And grab my groceries
Slinging the bling bling on that paper
As the cashier starts the cash register
And I leave with my crushed bread

[spacedoggo]

"Would you happen to have an alternative-"
*_"N o."_*
"guess i'll leave"

[isaacandluxo]

Warning: do not watch these videos before you go to sleep unless you want a dream about these three commentating on your life and laughing at all your terrible choices.

*I ‘ M S P E A K I N G F R O M P E R S O N A L E X P E R I E N C E*

[cacomeatballmarinara]

“0.00’ that’s how much *this* ad will make us”
*ad doesn’t play*

[alponts]

imagine somebody trying to flex on you and they start off their sentence with "slinging the bling bling"

[daltondimmick]

my ear legitimately started bleeding while zelda scott was talking. and i dont mean like "haha cringe talk" I Mean i felt legitimate liquids in my ear so i got a paper towel and wiped it and it was actual blood. no joke, she actually made my ears bleed. i have evidence.