Carson Robison - We're Gonna Have to Slap the Dirty Little Jap

We’re gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap
And Uncle Sam’s the guy who can do it
We’ll skin that streak of yellow from this sneaky little fellow
And he’ll think a cyclone’s struck him when we’re thru it

We’ll take the double crosser to the old woodshed
We’ll start on his bottom and we’ll go to his head
When we get done with him, he’ll wish that he was dead
We gotta slap the dirty little Jap

Uncle Sam’s a man who’s given a helpin’ hand
To many a foreign lands; don’t forget it!
But when somebody goes to trompin’ on his toes
They’d better guard their nose or they’ll regret it.

We’re gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap
And Uncle Sam’s the guy who can do it
The Japs and all their hooey will be changed into chop suey
And the rising sun will set when we get thru it

Their alibi for fighting is to save their face
For ancestors waiting in celestial space
We’ll kick their precious face down to the other place
We gotta slap the dirty little Jap

We’re gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap
And Uncle Sam’s the guy who can do it.
I wouldn’t fool ya mister: He can raise an awful blister,
And somebody’s pants will burn before we’re through it
.
We’ll reach across the ocean and grab that yella Jap
And turn him upside down right on Democracy’s lap.
We’ll blister his axis and do it with a snap!
We gotta slap the dirty little Jap.

Uncle Sam is mild: As peaceful as a child,
But never get him riled or you will rue it!
So now they wanna fight! Well they’ve bit off quite a bite!
And Uncle Sam is gonna make ‘em chew it!

We’re gonna have to slap the dirty little Jap
And Uncle Sam’s the guy who can do it.
‘Cause it really is a feature when he starts to be a teacher.
We can show you several pupils who’ve been through it
.
Uncle Sam believes in the Golden Rule
But when he’s double crossed he’s gotta kick like a mule!
We’re warnin’ Hilters tool: Uncle Sam’s a fightin’ fool!
We’ve gotta slap the dirty little Jap.

[lonesniper]

when you see that weeb kid bring his anime pillow to school

[FrauWilhelmKlink]

The fact that he's clearly talking about spanking the Japanese without actually saying the word "spanking" is some good wordplay.

[lidlpropagandaministry]

I need someone to play this banger at an anime convention

[angrybeast]

Proud to be related to somebody who fought in the Pacific

[barrybicepsakafreddyflapja]

My 7th grade social studies teacher would play this in class

[sulfuricorange]

Japan: Those that have attacked the emperor have never succeeded
America:

[dexterlovejoy]

"Before we're through with em, the japanese language will be spoken only in hell".
~Admiral William "Bull" Halsey

[soulplexis]

When the japanese girl breaks up with your Hawaiian friend

[Parapit]

this is quite possibly the best song of all time.

[atlasking]

This song is catchy. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it. 5 stars!

[alessandropagetti]

How to trigger anime fan from every country

[andrew_alxf]

My friend: What a good song to sing while walking around Tokyo?
Me:

[michinomiyahirohito]

When r/animemes goes to war against r/historymemes

[FlatEarthDisciple]

LOL. It's just so funny. My God how things have changed.

[tlshortyshorty]

as both an asian and a weeb I highly approve
1- the nukes made anime
2- with the things they did to china and the philippines and everywhere else, the real tragedy was that more weren't dropped

[kennedymcgovern]

Ahh, the day when we realized who are enemies were, and didn't waste our energies protecting his feelings!

[beltboy.]

When you find out your school has an anime club

[aquariumdude]

We need something like this for the ChiComs now! ;)

[FrancisDashwood]

*When the Panay Incident happens in HoI4 and you choose war*

[mikeanderson]

Just meet a fellow 2/2 Marine that fought on Tarawa. 93 years old. I should have played this song for him. OORAH, GET SOME, KILL EM ALL!!!