Cookie Monster Writes Jokes for Jimmy Kimmel

Cookie Monster showed interest in working on the show so Jimmy hired him.

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Cookie Monster Writes Jokes for Jimmy Kimmel

[hvanmegen]

it's funny how even 3 decades later, Cookie monster can still make me chuckle in anticipation and the laugh it out like the 5 year old version of me that's still in there somewhere.. I love that guy :)

[blackbird]

i never want to see how muppets work, i want to always imagine cookie monster as a real thing.

[DanielGutierrez-rfzt]

The irony of this joke is while Jimmy said "No knock knock jokes, no cookies", the sketch begins with a knock ("knock knock") when Cookie Monster comes in and ends with COOKIES (Cookie Monster and Guillermo eating cookies)

Genius

[josh]

If you're an engineer, the Facebook cookie joke is funny in a different way. :p

[Starry_Night_Sky]

Girl Scouts should hire Cookie Monster for their cookie sales.

[andyd]

i love humor that doesn't involve making fun of someone or something sexual. I still watch sesame street with my little cousin from time to time. its really funny sometimes.

[DeniseFaraday]

Cookie Monster will safely guard the cookies at the craft table....for like five seconds before devouring them all! LOL

[CupOfTae_SugaKookies_Sprite]

You better freaking laugh at Cookie Monster's jokes, Jimmy.

[jt]

These puppeteers are incredible...Cookie Monster’s “Eh? Eh? Get it, get it??!” pose at 1:17 had me LOL.
I genuinely never thought that childhood characters decades ago would feature again in my life as a jaded adult.
Thanks, Sesame Street.

[yepperdeedooda]

The funny thing is, those jokes are better than all of Fallon's writers combined.

[gwmgbwi]

Cook's looking pretty good considering his age.

[Mike]

Cookie monster's eyes. Ha ha Everytime he talks or moves.

[dajwe]

My friend and I had to pause at 3:01 just to finish laughing because, I swear, it sounded to the both of us like he said, "Delicious Chocolate Chip Booby!"

[luisagodoy]

Ding dong
Who's there
Delicious chocolate chip
Delicious chocolate chip who
Delicious chocolate chip (mumbles) cookie
Lol❤️😂❤️

[lunney]

One track mind. Cookie. CM & G are friends for life. Why, simple. Cookies. LOL

[JimmyKimmelLive]

Jimmy had to fire a new writer on-air last night… #CookieMonster #SesameStreet 

[vintageroyal]

Gotta love Cookie Monster we all grew up with him!

[diegosilerio]

Aw Cookie Monster is so cute and funny 😁😇

3:01
I could've sworn Cookie Monster said "Delicious Chocolate chip Booby". 😂

[KikoZenzen]

I didn't grow up with Cookie Monster as Sesame Street wasn't broadcast in my country when I was a kid, but he will always make me laugh. The Facebook joke was hella funny

[SavSpdDemon]

3:45 Woman: [screaming offscreen, then something is overturned in a crash]