Desperado OST - Pass The Hatchet - Roger & The Gypsies

This song reminds me of a joke...

This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy.

That's some funny shit huh?

[ReTethered]

Loved the movie.
And this out just fine ✔

[christiansamuelsantiagoher]

quentin tarantino's cameo scene awesome

[nitrogen]

I heard this song so much as a kid. Never saw the movie though.

[chimchimcharoo]

the ahh and oo are the best part of this song

[MoreMeme]

LOVE THIS SONG. SO GLAD U POSTED IT :-)

[who]

When we became the best people in the world doing what we do ...we trust naturally and we set our focus in the extra-value ... the capacity to be even better ...

[who]

Regarding my last comment-> we don't pose problems to other people ... our focus is to be even better ...it's in the extra value ... it's helping where they can be even better in the things where 'we' are concerned/connected ... this is the real team work ...

[who]

Me describing the majority of the projects described(...) ... people must be capable(...) ... and must assimilate only what they need regarding what they do(...) ... the same way i won't assimilate a lot of things(...) ... that capacity to find naturally the extra value(...)

[whosaidthat]

To this day I say "tha's right!" the same way Tarantino does in this scene😂

[linebassmanTR]

Yes That's some funny shit huh?! Also cool is the guitar player in this song is my cousin Junior from New Orleans like me...

[patpino]

🍻Watching this movie for 1st time as kids on rental ...
"hey!, ...Guess what?...
He didn't check out"...
💥🔫!!.... Mom says,
"Ookay, ...time for you kids to go to bed".® ™

[ForceFedFetusFillet]

"The bigger they come.. The harder they fall".

[who]

The example i gave it's one good example ... because it will face all those issues too ...

[she-isnt-real]

Haha this is it boi 🤣 dontch dontch donch

[who]

One thing is people who do copies of copies, make their projects/enterprises, etc copies of other projects/enterprises, etc ... we won't be like that ... being like that makes no sense at all four what we do ...

[who]

For me personnaly .. i don't mind that people put their feets on the table if they feel well and that demonstrates that they know what they're talking about ...it's one positiv sign ... people are relaxed ... i wrote that, i consider that possible ... my doubts are less than people think or can determine, etc ...

[who]

I won't tolerate intromissions of ... kind of people saying that the issue of extermination is not aceptable, etc ...if it starts like that i won't fund movies ... i won't even start ...

(THE END)

[who]

Someone who arrives near me ... with one idea/project .. that is one copy of other ... is someone not capable ... to copy other people and sign ...choose another company, etc ... i don't have to point ... all my projects, ideas, etc are not copies of other people ...

[who]

I'll be someone that will 'fund' movies that i consider good/interesting ... and what i wrote here will be my beginning i'd write ...

[who]

If people are only capable of copying other people ... are not capable or even qualified to participate in these projects ...one requirement is that only people capable of not being one copy of somebody/something else are qualified to be capable(...) ... for me this is obviuos ...