pov you let a baker come to your superbowl party

happy game day people. this is what I’m bringing to my friend’s superbowl watch party so I can actually look forward to going lol. Croissanr pretzels dont exist for a reason, but this was too funny not to attempt

comment “croissant” and ill send u the recipe. you dont want this recipe, but ill still send it to you

[Apocryphojohn]

Pretzel croissant sounds pretty good though

[Squirrel]

like some of the best bread things put together

[karkatstepdad]

Wow! I have no idea how the buttery layers would survive the boiling so mad respect

[tammymammy]

In Austria you can buy Croissants and other pastries/baked goods dipped in the same fluid as pretzels (Lauge in German forgot the name in English) basically everywhere. I have never thought about how this is not standard everywhere 😅

[NachtelfindesTodes]

Thats something you can get in Germany and they are delicious, especially with a chocolate spread (if your into salty/sweet combos) but usually we fill them with cheese and ham (or other cold cuts) and maybe some lettuce, tomato and cucumber. They make amazing sandwiches or are great with just some butter. We would call them "Laugencrossaint" tho, whcih translates to lye crossaint. We call everything, that does not have a Brezen (pretzel) shape, lye-something. Like Laugensemmel/Laugenbrötchen (Lye Roll) or Laugenstange, which is quite popular. (a thick, fluffy lye bread stick, closer to a baguette but shorter). You can get most of the lye stuff in the bakery gratinated with cheese too. Its a popular snack for kids at recess and generally if you need something small on the go 😊

[mondenglanz]

Those are a thing in Germany, we for some reason love to pretzel-fy baked goods and pretzel croissants are actually something you can commonly find in the baked goods section of grocery stores

[molodojcocktail]

You can find these at most German bakeries! :)

[mooselover]

German laugenecke are kinda like a pretzel croissant, I would try a recipe for that. Literally one of the best things in german bakeries 😋

[l.c.]

A bakery near me sells something really similar, they sell them as little triangles, not rolled as croissants, but it's laminated dough put into lye and then bakes into flaky goodness

[ChauChannel]

Wait! That’s literally the dream pastry for me!!!

[Danielle-bepj]

Omg! I need those croissant pretzels now ❤

[lindsaytarvin]

I almost lost but then seen they are pretzels

[hannevanbakker]

German here: pretzel croissants are actually a thing here

[stats-pigeon]

I fogot what American fotball is actually like and for a moment the sentence " last time I tried fotball I dislocated my elbow" sounded a lot more funnier.

[biolf]

I didn’t know it was even possible to dislocate an elbow. Now you know I guess😂😂😂

[Cawffee]

didlocating your shoulder by throwing a football is so real omg, i threw out my back bowling 😭😭

[christinacoffy]

Still waiting for the video for at the game.

[kchum]

ngl i gasped when you dropped those croissants into the boiling water

[Yourfather]

I keep forgetting about American football. And I was so confused, because “THROW a FOOTball?!” Crazy

[Minah.R]

I don’t care for sports either unless I’m at an actual game, it’s something about seeing live that’s captivating even though I don’t understand the rules. I think it’s the crowd and the energy but other wise I like cartoons!