The Second Stand-Up Comedy Special Written Entirely By Bots

We worked with Keaton Patti to make a bot watch over 400,000 hours of stand up comedy and then write its own in-your-face special. Here is the best it could do.


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[annoyink]

“If it was smart, would not be phone. It would be car or doctor.”

PEAK COMEDY

[core]

“The moon laughs, eats hot cigarettes, and becomes new sun.”
“This is astronomy.”

[PlantMusicLife]

Stop sleeping at my crib. I’m no sugar daddy. I’m a corn syrup grandpa.”

Pure genius 🤖

[koemiseina]

"Sorry not sorry for dropping truth bombs from my truth planes" I'm stealing that 💀

[tal]

"When I was child, I was 35."
Really poetic

[nekkara]

“web is so fat it is worldwide”

honestly thats comedy gold

[Flavia_Lancieri]

“I am not sugar daddy, I am corn syrup grandpa”
Best line ever. *Will go down in history*

[trayfr]

"I saw a shopping cart at the store, but it did not buy any items. I guess it should be called looking cart."

Comedy gold.

[jordanortiz]

This feels like one of those weird dreams that you don’t ever forget about

[theopenrift]

This feels like a satire of humor itself.

[SKSnightfox]

"Are you a safe? Get out! This is not a safe space." I found this hilarious funny for some reason.

[togrulhuseynli]

I love how he responded to critism by roasting the audience by trying to find an apology to give inside a kangaroo's pouch

[BlkSpice]

“My kid is so needy, he wants me to change his diaper everyday… *I* want it to change its address”
Bravo. This bot has it down to a science now, the punch lines are hitting strong.👏

[JohnDoe_Gaming]

"I accept cookies but receive no pastry treats." That one was actually good lol.

[starchild]

Ok this bit about the cookies and the web being fat was actually legitimately a good joke

[EccentricGentelman]

"I accept cookies but received no pastry treats. Web is so fat it is world wide. Maybe put away cookies and eat cyber salad." That is actually not a bad joke.

[charlescalvinthegreatestpl]

"Oh you angry mad? I will find you a sorry in Kangroos pouch. There is none"

[aidanhurley]

I love how this entire thing looks like a bowling alley animation

[aidanfogleman]

"My kids so stupid needy. It want me change its diaper every day. Well I want it to change its address" is actually pretty dang funny lol

[aimeefawn]

[The moon laughs, eat hot cigarette, and becomes new sun]
[This is astronomy]