I Have Racial Envy

I am envious of who...

OCTOBER 13-15 DORAL, FL
OCTOBER 20-21 WASHINGTON, DC
OCTOBER 27-28 VIRGINIA BEACH, VA
NOVEMBER 3-5 BREA, CA

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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.

People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.

[everythingisveganbut...]

Remember the dude who was hollering on the plane and they were like sir you are screaming and he said AND SO IS THE BABY!!! LOL

[caratinawaiters]

The way he just explained the black experience in one thought ❤

[bayanyasharirach]

He is my new favorite comedian...luv him

[ramblingram]

This man got me contemplating skipping an annual traditional work event to catch his show later this year. Big fan of his comedy.

[rjmaggio]

Italian gramma gave us sip of Southern Comfort when we were "teething"😂

[MzEbony_Luvz]

"My Baby been sippin Syrup long time ago".😂😂😂

[dunnaboi]

Ali you that cousin/older unc/grandpop we all need on the porch in our lives. The way you tell stories fam, we out here love you brother!!

[youresowitty]

"Um, I don't really like babies."😂 "on the plane."😂

[christinajackson]

He's a wonderful story teller. 🤣🤣🤣

[IamLMG]

This man can do no wrong fr
Every joke feels so close to home like it’s spot on 😂

[LeahPLynn]

Right! Pisses me off. They don't even TRY to calm the baby down.

[neghiethervil]

During summer breaks, we’d be running around the house making all kinds of noise, breaking stuff and carryin on. And my dad would call us suddenly. He had a stash of Rum he kept in his closet and poured both me and my brother a shot. It was HOTTTT going down but it tasted good after a while. We’d wake up the next morning, all rested and refreshed to tear the house up again.

[CracHouseProduction]

I grew up at a time where parents would give you a half a can of beer, let you run around for about 20 minutes.... You wake 12 hours later 😆🤣😁😁

[Fayberry-sutf]

That part!!! I’ve said it too my family members. Give that baby some nighttime medicine so they can rest on the flight. I don’t want to hear all that crying and neither does anyone else😂

[CJEDITV]

the explanation FURTHER makes me laugh at this joke. Man let me get to this whole show.

[ValerieAllison-kd]

"Sippin syrup "...!!!! Lost it!!!

[gamblinhurn]

Love anything he does❤❤ The story telling is exceptional as well as truthful😍

[jeromesaunders]

That racial envy is definitely true, especially in the workplace. Real talk.

[izziwosu]

Ali is everything 🙌🏾.
If you have the chance to see him, do it.

[darlenab.]

My Mom had five kids. Vicks 44, used to have 7 to 10% alcohol in it. We were always drunk as kids. 😂