If someone calls you short.

[MoonWannabe_RTZ]

Bully: "Your short"

Me: i agree without the s and r
Bully: "learn to make a joke"💀

Me: "learn to make one"💀
Bully: "your ugly"

Me: "like your face"
Bully: "🙄🙄"

Me: "keep rolling your eyes until your see your brain"
Bully: "you smell"

Me: "i guess your not the smell of success"

Bully: "why are you crying?"
Me: "because your mouth smells like onions"

Bully: "i have muscles"
Me: "Or a mosquito bite"

Me: "your ugly"
Bully: "i am not your mirror"

Me: "and i am not your reflection"
Bully: "ugh i cant stand you"

Me: "then sit down."
Bully: "why are you talking?"

Me: "then why are you asking"?
Bully: " nobody likes you "

Me: "your right they love me."
*Bully leaves*

(And yes i liked my own comment cause nobody wanted it)

[missmissyii]

Other way of explaining

If someone says ur short say : well is better because it’s harder to see ur face

[baoo]

"you're short"
"yup, sucks looking up just to see shit and crap ♡ "
will leave the guy speechless

[Iwannabeboxer]

"People see me more attractive and cute"
"But I'm taller!"
"People accept cat or dog not the giraffe"

[Tsunade_]

"You are short"
"Yeah just like your brain"

[glasseater_ProblemChild]

If someone says you're short, say:
“Since you are taller, your heart has to work harder to pump your blood. As a result, you will most likely die first.”
*medical comeback 🧑‍⚕️*

[yashashrifegade]

When someone calls u short
Say
Atleast my standards and higher than yours

[LTG-ni]

short kings can easily dodge your punches and break your nico nico kneecaps

[Swagger-eytq]

When someone calls sprouts short say: my length went to somewhere else 💀

[FALLEN_ANGEL]

Expensive fragrances are sold in small bottles

[Lala_DIYAAAA]

here's one i used in character ai:
"Why are you playing so hard to get?"

"Sir, I'm sorry, you're just hard to want..."

[FlimsyStinky]

If you (rare case here) get mocked of bcs you're tall and they say "how's the weather up there" answer "rain" and proceed to spit on them.

[wuk]

Bully: Your so short lol 😂
Me: I agree but without the s and r 😏

[William_Afton]

Or you could say "Giraffes are tall, but they aren't the king of the jungle"

[MutedAngel-]

Another way:
“Your so short”
You: “like your life”

[Ssjksjdjdosjkdjdjs]

"Your short"

"Your ain't shot, see we both can lie"

[irenerebecca]

My mum also gave an amazing comeback: "I never knew shit could pile up so high"

[umadel]

If someone calls u small you say... Like your brain Edit omg tysm for 1 like♡

[eliviq]

“Your short”
“Girl/dude, that view up your nostrils are HORRIBLE”

[tanboba]

Well me when people say your short that’s a compliment to me (that’s in my opinion)