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Im not getting paid..but you are! I could go for some prime though..

[ballzz]

Brandon is the only person i will listen and watch talk madness for an hour, without leaving 😂

[Nightwizard]

"Hear me out, what if?" Best sales pitch of the century 👏

[iluragennette]

must make sure that this man is well protected his brain is very unusual he's definitely a treasure that must be kept in an unknown place surrounded by billions of guards just so he can keep making this content thank you Brandon you are hilarious

[carharmriahmcbucklerth]

idk why but the fact he like hides his pain but makes it more dramatic is like hilarious

[Dermatillomaniac]

I would happily watch a one-hour ad read from Brandon each week 😁He is so witty and weird!!

[chloehendrickson]

You should make more of these! I can't focus when it's quiet and most podcasts and music distract me, but listening to this was the perfect! It let me have background noise that kept me engaged and made me laugh but also let me focus on my school work and get it finished!

[aurorasbesttry]

Okay I'm so excited to literally watch this in it's entirety as my Monday Evening Program haha

[jenniferkibodeaux]

Gotta love Brandon's ability to make you laugh with little effort. 😄

[adelediego]

"I peed in a cup in front of Catholic kids."
"When I was 6 I sat on one of those little castles barebut.. You know.. I just liked the feeling."
*inhaled deeply* ... *makes dying chicken noises*
58:37 got my on the floor dying tho 😂😂😂

Brandon, you are the best person on earth lol. The only breaks I've taken on this video was to pee and to write this comment. Lol keep up the content!!

[ethanmurnock]

the fact that Brandon would give up his time like this really shows his dedication and kindness.🥰

[Jordans_Indoor_Jungle]

"I stayed the entire time! At 29:39 you told me to comment and I did!"

Ahh! Catacombs! You never fail to make me laugh and you are seriously the ONLY person I would voluntarily listen to ramble on for an hour and not be mad about it! 😉

[Jenoofer]

I stayed the entire time! At 29:39 you said to comment and I did!

The chicken had be rolling 🤣 made my whole year 💀🤣

[jazzygurl]

Hahha I love watching your humor mixed with real life feelings. I can't get enough of it. Been a fan for 4 years and forever. Keep being you! 🥰 Now I wanna get Prime

[jessicatraylor]

I've watched your videos for a long time now and I've laughed at every one...makes my day times better...with everything that's going on in my life right your videos take my mind off of it even if for just a lil bit so thank you and God Bless you in all you do

[MaKuK]

Brandon is like the crazy version of Ryan Reynolds but still as funny 😂

[cas]

you're the only person i can watch happily for an hour or even three without getting bored

[vvlovesbts]

I stayed the entire time, at 29:39 you told me to comment and I did.

Thank you for making my day better with this. I needed this today and I’m so grateful for you and your videos Brandon! Hope you’re doing very well and thank you for everything you do for us! I love you!💜💜💜

[briannac]

He’s literally the only person I would let ramble and vent and not get bored of listening to him always makes me laugh❤

[enem.kay]

As someone who does food labeling for a living...watching Brandon read this label is both painful and hilarious 😂

[Holy_Calyr]

I've enjoyed this 59+ minutes of ramble time with Brandon. Feel free to do more vids like this where you just talk to us. And I stayed to the end! Haha