Discord parenting life hack

Hopefully this exploit doesn't get patched in the next update

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr and Twitter meme about parenting life hacks from discord. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[JeaneyCollects]

Hopefully this exploit doesn't get patched in the next update

[EmoonX]

Well, if the buffer can't handle negative numbers then that means it's actually a 32-bit *unsigned* integer, and as such the baby would start life with $4, 294, 967, 295. Even better!

[maureenobrien]

Someone out there is actually going to try this, I can feel it.

[ratronald]

"the social security buffer can't handle a negative number"

cut to man crying his eyes out, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt

[aaronking]

Plot twist: the computer CAN handle negative values and the child is now 1 USD in debt.

[Amethyst_rose]

Are they giving birth to a sphere? Because this baby is ballin’!

[lior_haddad]

They really said 32-bit integer and then wrote the 31-bit integer limit (number is definitely unsigned because it goes from 0 to the max value)

[manct]

"the Discord is discussing parenting life hacks" the Discord is also the guy who tweeted

[Capiosus]

“You can’t lose what you never had, but you can go into debt”
- A negative intelligence man

[joelcomer]

Dang bro I wish my parents cared enough about me to give me a dollar directly after birth

[GeoOnGD]

Plot twist: the social security buffer was running on a 64-bit system which means they have $9, 223, 372, 036, 854, 775, 807

[Mr.KokoPudgeFudge]

This is, quite literally, a life hack.

[EmApex]

Unfortunately they didn't get the number right, with the underflow at -1 it'd be an unsigned 32 bit integer which has a maximum value of $4, 294, 967, 295. You'd also have to spend a lot of that money immediately otherwise you'll overflow back to $0 again, which wouldn't be very useful...

[oguncanakyol]

İ love how he says that the discord is discussing parenting life hacks but its his own message

[crab_boi]

Sounds like a speedrun strat to get the best weapon and skills 5 minutes into the run.

[catterpitter]

Somebody has been trying to earn max cash in Grand Theft Auto.

[GooseGoneViral]

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[Pixelcraftian]

My brain: _”That’s not possible, even if you did try it’d just be $1”_
Me: _“infinite money i’m gonna buy so many mario!!”_

EDIT: Just realised, the "discord server" is just the person who sent the tweet lmao

[sorchanolan]

For a moment I thought this was gonna be a nuclear Gandhi joke.

[immortalsun]

The only problem with this exploit is that the social security buffer _can_ handle a negative number. That’s called debt!