This Is Why Men Don't Approach Women Anymore ─ 4Chan Greentext Stories

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this is a fictional story i wrote about a man approaching a girl and then she freaks out for no reason

[Millieror]

“Hey I like your shirt”
“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU”

[marzikgaming]

The bartender is an absolute chad, best bartender a man can have.

[viron]

Simps rushing to m'lady's defence.

[TileBitan]

don't say this is fake, people genuinely get triggered like this sometimes

[I_saw_that]

This is why bars serve no purpose nowadays, can’t meet anyone new without starting shit so it’s just a place to overpay for booze now.

[dolanuscaesar]

When I was in Thailand, I met two French girls, we started talking (no flirting, just friendly conversation), I mentioned that I learned french back in high school and I liked it, because I am history nerd and french used to be language of nobility back then.
They became super triggered.

Confused but ok. Then I met French dude, we talked, I mentioned that.

Dude: Yea, they took it as a mansplaining that you are trying tot tutor them about their language.
Me: I didnt tutor them, I know that they know, I just said the reason why I like your language.
Dude: I understand you, but western women are thats the reason why I am here, to escape them.

[spanner]

not uncommon to find these types of groups unfortunately. miserable childhoods combined with drugs and almost always a sociopath ringleader creates a social hydrogen bomb.

[formdoggie]

The real answer: she forgot she was wearing the shirt of the guy she's cheating on her BF with, who was likely one of the three drunk guys there.

When she realized what happened, she couldn't tell him the truth without getting caught/taking responsibility, so had to throw you under the bus to save face.

[mikeoakeshart]

Real : Anon getting bullied
Straight: Anon talk to a girl

[davemustang]

1000% real.
Bars are dying because people like that flood them

[Spinomaks]

Alcohol can make some people extremely aggressive for no reason. One time a “friend” of mine downed half a bottle of vodka, then slugged me for absolutely no reason. Dude didn’t even remember what he did the next day.

[CosmicFearUkulele]

People are insufferably stupid, that bartender was one of the few who has ANY sort of common sense.

[anemonana]

I still wonder why nobody ask about my nasa t-shirt.

[CraxiPostazione]

The most "fake" thing about it is the bartender kicking out the bullies instead of Anon for "sexual harassment", the other stuff seems 100% real

[RzariRzari]

Based on what I’ve experienced in my life, this might actually be a true story

[GodotOfficial]

Bro must have been at a bar in Simp City

[Agent_Nick_]

i sware size comments is just their defult, yet they'd brake down if you call them panckake

[TheOverlordEND]

No offense to Bars in general, but I do not want to get to know a girl through meeting in a bar.

[MythAccount]

Alcohol. That’s why. Drunk people are only tolerable to be around if you’re equally smashed.

[dirt_dolphin]

Fake: anon talks to a woman
Gay: anon attracts male attention