I am going to k!ll your family

Duolingo wants to come to your house/j😰
Lmao my Duolingo has been like this for a few weeks💀

Idk if it was a meme, just made smth silly lol

[literallytherizzlerofgeorge]

“they broke their streaks, so i broke their knees.”

-Duolingo

[SabiKatz]

I love how well this suits Duolingo lmao

[nerdy_expedition]

As someone who is on a 479 day Japanese streak as of today, I can confirm that my entire family has been held hostage.

[lilchonc]

"Learn French, or I'll hit you with a bench!" -Duolingo, 2023

[Rose-fffi]

I'M SORRY I MISSED A LESSON TODAY
DON'T TAKE MY FAMILY AWAY 😭

[SlndrStudis]

Is nobody talking about how beautifully drawn this is?

[aNormalGuyz]

"I'm going to tear your family apart"
"I'll go to great lengths to demolish your heart"
"I get closer, and closer, every single day"
"To taking everything that you love away"

[christopherovietp]

"Finnish or be finished"
"Welsh or belt"
"Dutch or you're at the butcher's"
"They missed their Vietnamese, so they're in the oven with the geese"
"Italian or be encased in obsidian"
"English or be banished"

-Duolingo

[DendenYT_XP]

I love that we could all agree, that this is truly duolingo himself in a nutshell

[MasterAlif]

"They broke their streaks so I broke their knees."
"Spanish or vanish."
"Math or death."
-Duolingo

[blorpo]

OH NO WHO MISSED THEIR DUOLINGO LESSON!?
(please stop replying I’m getting so many notifications 🥲🥲🥲)

[Bobfnf_Offical]

"He missed his russian lesson, so he better be russian to lock up his house."

- Duolingo

[melanietamberino]

"he skipped his Yiddish, so I cooked him in a food dish"

"he missed his Hebrew, so I made him into a stew"

-duolingo

[KagamineLen_Simp]

NO DUOLINGO, PLEASEEEE, I’LL DO MY ENGLISH LESSON, BUT DONT KILL MY FAMILY

[legendsiscool]

the fact it only starts lip syncing after he says “i know where you are” 💀

[iluvfinney]

When I watched this, the doorbell rang, followed by aggressive knocking and my heart sank.

[Sdk_ALT]

this fits duolingo so scaryingly well and i love it LMAOO

[carolinedewaeghe]

i was doing a lesson in dutch bc i wanted to complete my quests, and heres what duolingo said:
Hij is een gevaarlijke man (He is a dangerous man)
Ik ga morgenvroeg aan jouw voordeur staan (Tomorow morning i will be at ur frontdoor)
De kinderen horen iemand (The kids hear someone)
and someone actually rang my doorbell at 8am :)

[AyanoAishi]

as someone who has missed more than 50 lessons I'm on Duolingo's hitlist



Edit: why is there a green owl outside my house with a knife?😭

[Roblox_Girly]

Duo looks so innocent but is a demon inside bro..






OH GOD I BETTER RUN MY SISTER USES DUOLINGO-