Choosing Things the Way You Choose Politicians

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Sure she's competent, but could I grab a BEER with her?

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CAST
Rekha Shankar
Raphael Chestang
Ally Beardsley
Grant O'Brien
Annie Humphreville
Luke Field

CREW
Director - Marissa High
Writer - Raphael Chestang
Producer - Francesca McLafferty
Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
Director Of Photography - Luc Delamare
HMU - Leigh Schwartz
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
Editor - Eve Hinz

[stephanietaylor]

"I want to get drunk with everybody."


This is my new motto.

[nathanielcraig]

This speaks to everything that annoys me about politics.

[miguelf.]

This is actually a very important critique, stop voting for a party because it's leader is "charismatic" or "you like him". That's what it's designed for.

[TheMacroShow]

I’m still not voting for the Zodiac Killer

[Trashplat]

You know that it's an American sketch when there are only two options to vote on.

*Laughs in European.*

[tylerpaulson]

"You wanna get drunk with your pilot?"
"I wanna get drunk with everybody"

*Damn Straight*

[seanmurphy]

But researching what the candidates' policies are is HARD. It would take, like, a whole hour, and I just don't have that kind of time between now and whenever the primary is. I couldn't be bothered to look it up.

[maggieodiehenjshavw]

“um, I’m sorry. what about her emails?”
lol

[pierocenni]

Everyone shits on grant the moment he says something other than “no one cares what I think”. These sketches are so well made. Keep it up😄

[Galimeer]

"I'm giving you the option to _choose_ and you can't even do it"
Wow

[boerica]

I’m liking this video




Because it looks like a school teacher

[Waaagh]

This is so damn true about american politics. Just look at the last republican debate where no one focused on policies and everyone tried to trash talk each other.

[chimerazeta]

this is so genius and filled with so much subtle anger it almost made me cry from laughing

[RedZeshinX]

When I was in a southwest high school and it was Gore v. Bush, I remember an Indian kid in class asked a girl sitting next to him "So who would you vote for?" The girl replied "I like Bush". He asked her "Huh okay, well why would you vote for him?" She responded "Oh, he seems nice." The Indian kid was a little incredulous, and was all "but I mean, what about policy? Do you like the positions he stands for? What do you like about him better than the alternative?" And she said "I don't know, I just think he's a nice guy".

Now this is the funny part. Later our elderly substitute teacher was asked the same question, and she also chose Bush. When pressed for her reasons, she crooned in her heavy Southern drawl "Well he just seems like a nice man!" Our Christian music teacher was the same, except his reasoning was that "Bush doesn't seem very smart, but he looks like he's surrounded himself with smart folks."

That was around the time I realized that, regardless of age, there were a LOT of simple-minded people around me, all collectively perpetuating a generational cycle of stupidity. Voting is ultimately a popularity contest to them.

[MissMisnomer_]

College Humor at it again serving up a steaming cup of that subtleTEA

[remy]

"Then we turn into Venezuela?" I died, exactly how some politicians react

[iandurn]

Can’t believe no one said, “ Both parties are practically the same.” Or “ I am a centrists.”

[wovenchimera]

Missing from this skit:
"I don't really like A, I just hate B more."
"I'm picking A because Ally keeps making fun of her."
And the pre-vote runoff where applicants C through Q come out of a clown car to challenge A. Options D, G, and L are sane, worthy options, but A gets picked because Katie demands it while coked out of her mind.

[joelh]

This is so painfully true, The amount of ignorance whenever I talk politics is so common among regular people who see politics this type of way

[vinnchow]

alternate title: Why Our Political System is Falling Apart