15 Things Non-Cubers Say

The title is very self-explanatory.
1. What's the secret/trick?
2. How did you solve that?
3. I know someone who can do that faster than you.
4. You were so close!
5. Can you teach me how to do that?
6. Rubix/Arubik's/Arubix
7. Hey you're cheating!
8. Whoa, Luke, is that a 5x5 Rubik's Cube?!
9. I didn't even know that 4x4s existed!
10. Can I mess it up?
11. I can probably solve a 2x2.
12. It takes you 30 seconds, it takes me like 30 years!
13. Wow, you could probably do that with your eyes closed!
14. Beat your record.
15. Okay, now that I solved one side, how do I solve another side without messing the first side up?
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