SCP-1370│ Pesterbot │ Safe │ Automaton SCP

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The 3D model of Pesterbot was created by Michael G

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Item #: SCP-1370

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1370 is locked in a fire-proof glass display case, stored in Gallery 27. If the case becomes damaged by external circumstance, any container with dimensions of at least 1.25 x 0.75 x 0.50 meters will suffice as a replacement until a new display case is available. The Ethics Committee recommends that any long-term storage case contain enough space for SCP-1370 to move freely. Level 2 personnel and higher may remove SCP-1370 from its case at their discretion, but will face disciplinary action for failing to secure it properly afterward.

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Corvus B. Used with permission & composed by him especially for this channel, many thanks!

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The graphics that make up Dr. Millars office were created by me .
All vocal performances are performed by me unless stated otherwise.

"TheVolgun" logo was created and designed by me (Aaron McKee) to represent my YouTube channel and brand. Said logo is owned by me and is not covered by the creative commons license, therefore copying or reproducing the logo without my consent is not allowed.

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The subject matter on which this video is based on originate from the SCP wiki. My adaptations are created with permission and with the purpose of adding value to the source content via voice acting, graphic design, animation and illustration ... none are present within the source material.

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[TheVolgun]

Saturday upload this week - figured i'd try it out. By the way, The 3D model of Pesterbot was created by Michael G

[cumbrap]

See this is the kind of stuff you don't hear about at the foundation. Every time Pesterbot eliminates a keter-level threat they make up some story like this so they don't have to file the paperwork to reclassify it as Thaumiel. Bunch of slackers at this site.

[AROBASPARK]

The fact 682 found "some" level of amusement of all things in the world, Pesterbot, for more than 2 seconds is in itself amusing.

[wndgeneral]

I can't be the only one who imagines this thing to be the only thing that would run straight at the Scarlet king saying *"A'M GONNA TAKE U WITH MA BEAR HANDS!"*

[TheWhiteDragon]

As delightfully creepy as many of the Euclid and Keter SCPs are, I have a personal fondness for the Safe SCPs. They're either touchingly sad, or absolutely hilarious like this one. Also, Prime Minister of Sinister is a hilarious title.

[locustoffamine]

I need like an hour of pesterbot's war cries in this specific voice. I love it so much.

[TheVolgun]

The article itself was a little short so i included a tale called "The Dragon and the Pesterbot" just for fun. I've uploaded pretty long ones lately and I'm working on some longer projects at the minute so the next few videos i'd like to make them short to give myself a little bit of a break, any ideas for short-ish articles (around 1000-1300 words) that I haven't covered yet?

[JamesTobiasStewart]

Pesterbot wants to be Keter so badly... It so wants to be dangerous and horrifying, but it simply isn't... Doctor Wondertainment has created more dangerous robots than this, simply to serve as toys (ala Robodude).

[katehucks]

Aw, poor little guy. The most aggro soul in the most useless body. I wouldn’t be surprised if his insatiable bloodlust was a result of endless frustration over his inability to do even basic tasks with that terrible body. Very “I WILL FIGHT GOD FOR CREATING ME SO FLAWED AND I’LL START WITH YOU” energy.

Also “Prime Minister Sinister” is fucking incredible.

[MrDarvis]

I had the hardiest laugh when Pesterbot called himself "Dildotron". Thank you so much for this upload, it really made my day.

[mercury]

I love how you can hear p. Davies holding back laughter when pretending to be a plant.

[FunLovingPotato]

So glad you added Dr Millar's comments back. It's always refreshing to hear that little palate-cleanser towards the end.

Keep up the good work, TheVolgun.

[MrSmithSAH]

This was a nice change of pace. I'm pretty burnt out on "uncontainable, pan-dimensional, apocalyptic, ultra gods"

I like the anomalies that are just... Odd. Creepy. Uncertain. Some of those Keters just go way too far

[j_a_gg]

It’s cool how in an alternate reality pesterbot is a giant futuristic robot

[cosmic-fortytwo]

Addendum: Oddly enough this is the only thing SCP-6096 is afraid of. This was discovered recently when Researcher [Redacted] was working with SCP-1370 and became the target of SCP-6096. An entourage of armed guards burst into the experimentation lab and attempted to hold Researcher [Redacted] while The Guest entered the room. Upon seeing SCP-1370 it ran screaming from the room and returned to its own chamber in the facility. Meanwhile SCP-1370 was recorded as saying, "Ha ha! Victory! My kind shall rend the flesh from your bodies and make your countenance unbearable for all!"

[purplehaze]

I've been having a pretty rough time as of late. That 682 VS. 1370 fanfiction gave me a much-needed laugh. Thanks man.

[henrikthortonson]

Holy shit this was hysterical. Pesterbot is now my favorite SCP.

[ficcyboi]

The moon champion, here be dragons, and the pesterbot are now my two absolute favorite SCPs.
I love it when an SCP isn’t super violent and evil and are just goofy and stupid, or wholesome.

[Omnywrench]

My favorite bit about Pesterbot was in the logs of SCP-5000, where its revealed that Pesterbot was on TV ranting about conquering the world and raining doom and destruction upon mankind while otherwise not actually posing any threat whatsoever. I have to wonder how he managed that; did the SCP Foundation just stick him in front of a camera or something?

[saucyboy]

Basically if a Chihuahua was put into a robot body and could talk