THE CRYSTAL MANSION IN THE MIDDLE OF ALASKA - SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

Being abandoned by your biological parents is always a major trauma in anyone's life. But it could be worse...you could find out that your biological parents put you inside a giant rocket, threw you into the ice cold space, covered in some thin red cloth, without food, without water, for years and years, completely without the least certain that one of the millions of meteors the size of Megalopolisville wasn't going to turn you into a can of tomatoes along the way. But you can also find out that you were just a nineteen-year-old's jerk-off trying to get some extra change to go to MC Donald's a couple more times...

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[SalvadorDolbyvsZAWARUDO]

They can't force you to pay child support if the child is in a different galaxy.

[DuskyPredator]

Wait, wait, wait. The guy with the glasses was an alien?!

[QuizMasterEntertainment]

Makes you wonder why did his father even contacted him on the first place

[luciuswhite]

I hope they do The Crow vs The Adopted Son: Dawn of Justice one day

[ZelphTheWebmancer]

I was expecting a mansion made of meth in the middle of alaska and blue crystal getting "powered up" inside.

[APozzatto]

That was so sad, and made so much more sense.

[marktaylor]

He's going to move to the big city anyway so he doesn't have to spend his nights alone with the snow woman in the middle of nowhere for very long

[GuyinaBubble]

Well at least Lana's looking hot


Ah who am I kidding? She'll still give him the cold shoulder I bet, she never melts into her more passionate side, as it would evaporate her to do it every once in a while!

[Selvokaz]

a honest to god portrayal of what life for Superman would have been like if he looked a little bit different.

[ActivelyVacant]

So how much money you think he could get selling one of those crystal toilets?

[Kentrc]

Father of the year, said nobody on earth ever

[superrobot]

That ending...damn...

Also that reminds me. When are we going to see that Blue Crystal guy again?

[a..x]

That's an amazing father right there

[CompletelyNewguy]

it's district 9 all over again.

Except not at all but it does remind me of the movie.

[ViccVegaa]

Yeah I don't think he was sent away by "accident".

[Death_Korps_Officer]

The title alone could be the start of a horror movie...

[NodMan]

*_My Fortress of Solitude is in Montana. Purty much Alaska... :P_*

[wdcain]

Geez, this was harsh. What's next? A Wonder Woman parody where it's a Taliban fighter training to fly a plane to crash into buildings crashes on Paradise Island and he convinces her to destroy America? Seriously, this one was mean!

[marcelocalasans]

Cara, esses caras conseguem matar qualquer fantasia criada para o super. sensacional.

[Phoenixesper]

Oh god.... whats superboy gonna look like having loise lane and THAT for parents! LMAO