I teach you weird animal mating facts for half an hour

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Chapters:
0:00 - intro
0:14 - can't miss it
2:28 - birth, incest & death speedrun
6:15 - when ur kids have an **** inside of u and then u explode
12:33 - the freaky button beetle
15:28 - deaf by incestual ****
18:03 - UNO reverse: genetalia edition
22:07 - to love is to disintegrate and die
24:24 - the one and done
26:26 - the three foot long exploding sperm bomb
30:00 - outro

#maya
#valentinesday
#facts

[Chymai]

I want Maya as a teacher. She explained that genetics lesson SOOOO well.

[Desertedwolf]

As someone with an animal science degree, I can confidently say you explained these better than literal college professors

[janehoonsan]

I wish that this is how biology lessons be like. It's so much more laid back, interesting, your method of teaching doesn't make biology sound complicated and intimidating as a subject. And love the technological part of the lesson, with images, live drawings and definition.

[joeanderson]

Boink is the most scientific word I've hear you say so far.

[kale]

Not me learning about diploids and haploids in bio as a bio major and Maya literally being better than my professor and actually teaching me this stuff 😭🙏

[BungoBALLS]

when she was talking about bees someone in chat said "Jesus was a bee" and I just fucking burst out laughing my god. BECAUSE HE DIDNT HAVE A *FATHER* guys cmon.

[leahl]

DUDE that insect diploidy lesson was fascinating as hell!

[birdie]

As a biology major who also loves telling people interesting animal facts this is like the greatest video ever made
*edit: I swear to god every time I tell people about the spotted hyena’s pseudo-pp they literally think I made it up lmfaooo 😭😭
**edit 2: I also think it would be both really interesting & funny if Maya talked about the ant species _Colobopsis saundersi_ that literally blows itself up to defend itself & is also known as the “Malaysian exploding ant”

[Dzone]

I've never seen someone so effortlessly charismatic

[NeptunesOrca]

A comforting(?) fact about the figs is that although each ripe fig requires a fig wasp to die inside the fig for polination, the wasps are broken down by the fig, so you aren't actually eating any dead wasps when you eat figs.

[gremlin]

This was honestly a fantastic edutainment video. Maya has a knack for teaching

[d.h.]

shoutout to the twitch chatter who made the comment "pegged and pregged" during the UNO reverse genitalia edition part, I am in shambles

[JohnSmith-huby]

This is my favorite biology lesson I've ever heard. The combination of humor and education is amazing!

[Customs]

Did NOT think this was how I'd be spending my lunch time but here we go.

[ec]

As almost all other comments say, you're freaking amazing at explaning things. Literally 10/10

I really do hope to see more videos like this from you!

[persuasivebarrier]

BeeVader: Luke, I am your grandfather.
BeeLuke: No, that's impossible!

[lavenderbunnie]

This video lives rent free in my head. I've read so many comments say that but this is the first time i expetienced this that wasn't like music or animation

[Cahleeeb]

That genetics lesson was actually super fucking interesting

[Michael.]

This is the first video of yours that I've watched (although I've seen you a few times on other channels), and I love it! No clue how often you do videos like these, but your style of teaching is great and I'd love to see more of these!

[cj]

You should totally make more educational videos styled like this it was really fun to watch!!