Self Defense Tips: Door Machete #sword #meme #shorts

[Terr]

The burglar will see a darksouls healthbar and hear boss musik the moment he touches that machete.

[cnugg]

"Why do you have a machete by your door?"
"Make sure it's a fair fight"

[Rainbow_Kangaroo]

It is against Jedi Code to kill an unarmed opponent.
*He's making them armed.*

[MICHL]

American self-defense:
Has a gun for self-defense.

British self-defense:

[eurorial]

"I own a rapier for home defense, as the European grandmasters intended"

[AnthonyMartinez-gbrb]

“I’m not locked in here with you.. YOU’RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME”

[Im-Not-a-Dog]

"Why do you have a machete by your door?"
"Same reason why I have a Fingerprint Wiping Rag."

[mrunallondhe]

Bro really said.
*"I'm not IN danger. I AM THE DANGER"*

[zpoxvvb]

"Why do you have a machete by the door?"
"Would you fight an unarmed warrior?"

[cchuoi]

"I own a Zweihänder for home defense since that's what my ancestors intended." Some German Guy, probably

[tmiyc]

Putting the robber into an arms race with yourself isn’t something I expected

[anokcanimaltrends]

The greatest plot twist of all time 😂😂

[B_O_U_Y]

Fool proof logic


I love how so many people started debating whether or not it is "Fool proof logic" and then one dude just out and said "fuck the law"

[randynelson]

How could you possibly not have absolute respect for someone literally arming the criminal who they need to take on to protect themselves. Now, THATS confidence

[XennaShieldOP-pule]

"Pick up the gun and point it towards my direction slowly" energy 💀😭

[GiggaGMikeE]

Imagine breaking the lock, slipping in the front door, and your flashlight sees a wall of swords across the room, a machete at your feet, and the words "Test your luck" and a few tick marks scrawled in dried blood on the floor.

[DeadCat-]

I'm an engineer, please touch the obvious weapon at the door.. So I can laugh really hard..

[saikik.]

"To raise your weapon to an unarmed foe, is to be a dishonorable warrior, and a coward of a man."

[jenniferkoh]

*the burglar grabs the sword in reverse grip*

[Chukwuebuka-unfu]

*Burglar breaks in*
*Elden Ring Cutscene plays*
"Wait I'm not ready I don't have summons!"