Willy Wonka's Lawyer

I'm just a simple lawyer from Oompa-Loompa-land #shorts #makesomenoise

[ytuser]

You know, that is EXACTLY what I would expect Willy’s lawyer to look like.

[korimela]

i didnt expect the cut to literally willy wonka’s real lawyer

[Lord_eBatts]

That is the most flawless old school Mississippi attorney impression I've ever seen done 😂

[nathanjones]

He came dressed and prepared for this prompt

[sweeperbot]

Oompa Loompa doopity disk, that what the courts call “assumption of risk”

[amandas]

“It is the children who are the monsters, the very people he longed to SAÜÉVVEEE.”

[eliza]

I love that Paul F Tompkins just dresses this way on his own and the writers are just meeting him where he is 😂

[tyrant-den]

Dude is so good he already came dressed as an Oompah Loompa lawyer.

[MrThirtyH]

"So this Oompa Loompa is from North Carolina?"
"You don't know how big Loompaland is! They could have regional accents!"

[Marius_Biggest_Fan]

"Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee, my client pleads not guilty."

[yarp]

"Oh, Your Honour, will you silence this jury" 💀💀

[casualnerdjason]

The sequel to Ross’s “Just a Complicated Country Lawyer” 😂

[xatlern]

The trilogy: Brennan as Zac's defense attorney, Ross's complicated country lawyer, and now this 😂

[benjamincoyle]

You can tell he was going to say "the children he longed to serve" before realizing it might imply the plan was always to make them edible.

[DatBrasss]

If this prompt went to Brennan, he'd have made it a class action suit from the oompa loompas for exploitation.

[insydious_______]

Willy Wonka also had them all sign a contract at the beginning so somewhere it probably said that their deaths weren't his fault.

[sidhackney]

I cannot express how deliriously happy it makes me to see Paul F. Tompkins in more and more Dropout stuff. The day he is on D20 I will die happy.

[Scienceguy]

The following prompt should be "The prosecutor at Willy Wonka's trial"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...handrails"

[shatterjack]

_The very people he longed to like he was running for governor w the Foggy Bottom Boys

[Prederick]

I hope Paul was doing a not-so-secret shout-out to Ross's "Complicated country lawyer" bit.