The Guarantee

Tommy Boy sells against the guarantee on the box

[mayhemjr.]

" if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed I will...I got spare time"😅🤣😂👍

[pbabuik]

I used this line once when I trying to sell HVAC systems I ended up scoring a three year contract

[thedarkknight]

“Next thing you know there’s money missing off the dresser and your daughter’s knocked up. I’ve seen it a hundred times.”

😆 Love that line.

[theworstgamervr]

He knows all he sold ya was guaranteed peice of shit. One of the best lines in sales history

[tylerdurden]

"OK, I'll buy from you"
Both: "WHAT?!?!?"

[vileCR]

I love this scene so much and wish more people would listen to what he's really saying. Quality products don't have guarantees, ones that do, know that their product will fail.

[AlmostProfessional]

😂😂😂 For anyone who hasn't seen this movie, Tommy saying "Chicken Wings" completely out of context as the realization is even funnier.

[StrangeDaysGaming]

I feel like this movie had a lot of low key sales knowledge behind the comedy.

[pepethekingprawn]

This was Saul Goodman, before Saul Goodman even existed.

[briancomiskey]

I love the look Richard gives him when he says, If you want me to take a dump in a box....it's when he becomes genuine...

[ArronP]

Chris Farley climbing up those steps, not even out of breath....miss that guy

[iGetNoRespect]

There's selling, and then there's closing.

[jasonparks]

My favorite monologue from any movie. I use this sales pitch everytime.

[blisterpacman]

lol this was one of my favorite scenes.

[biganimetiddies]

"Yeah, makes a man feel good."

[gannondollins]

The fairy is also living in a van down by the river

[tysonsndchannel]

I remember this movie it was very funny 🤣

[ZhaoYun]

Damn yeah loved how he changed the dude and love his approach. Farley was good here. he had his crazy moments but I still like when he either gets goofy serious or rightous serious. RIP Chris, you were such a card and had talent..:(

[chefboiardeeznutz]

"Yeah, makes a man feel good" lmfao

[ryanweaver]

Hard stop on patient care needs… trust matters.