Thousand Autumns Audio Drama Mini Theater: Li Qing Yu (Tou)

This is one of my attempts at translating the mini theater episodes and BTS from the Thousand Autumns (千秋) audio drama. The original title was 李青鱼头, 李青鱼 being Li Qing Yu and 头 meaning head. The 鱼 in his name also means fish. This is related to the fish head soup joke from much later in the story.
In the video YWS is Yan Wushi, SQ is generally Shen Qiao except for a small instance where it's referring to Su Qiao (Li Qingyu's shixiong), and LQY is Li Qingyu.
The first half of this mini theater came straight from the author's notes at the end of chapter 32. The lines were taken almost verbatim from her notes.
Please let me know if you find any mistakes.
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[sunnygremlin]

“What would a normal person do when they meet an unyielding nutjob good at martial arts?” -SQ’s thousand problems since the day he met YWS 😂

[tamika]

I died laughing hearing this scene. Omg I’m dead. I love Yan Wushi so much lol

[priydarshna]

I'M DYING YAN WUSHI IS SO FUNNY HERE SHSKSBSK

[luobingheforlife]

Yan wushi's hysterical laugh is a masterpieces 🤣🤣❤️

[sokenghuot]

Yan Wushi is so good at roasting people 😂😂

[joyrobjoyrob]

Thank you so much! OMG this was my favorite Extra, listened to it many times and YWS still cracks me up. Never know he can be that hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 Super cute drawings 😄😍🤗

[tianqinge]

I worship him a lot cz not much seme character is so hilarious but charismatic like him

[Happibess]

Thank you for translating and subbing this 🥰

[-gb]

1:16 日后：means in the future. You can also use 日 as a verb (fuck) in slang, so 日后 also means after sex

[ahankarachatterjee]

There's the reason why Yanwushi is my most favorite danmei character.

[sunnygremlin]

Also. Why do I have a feeling YWS being so evil and SQ commenting the other guy has a good body are totally directly related? 😂

[yqshvro]

Yan Wushi is the biggest man child istg 💀💀

[peifenong]

😂😂😂Yan wushi so funny. But Shen Qiao talking tone change a lot den those on anime. More cheerful and energetic