Klemen Slakonja - JJ Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

Klemen Slakonja impersonating Janez Janša, former Prime Minister of Slovenia.
Parody, Zadetek v petek, 22.2.2013

JJ Style

To je JJ Style!
JJ Style!

Vlada mi razpada,
ampak jaz sem vaš predsednik.
Čeprav me vsi zapuščate,
vztrajam, nisem bednik.
Ačiha, vidte res je,
sori, žal ne gre drugače,
kot da režem vaše plače.

Jaz sem moški, ki
ljubi rastline in živali
in vse ljudi.
Razumte, da za naše gospodarstvo me skrbi.
Varčevat je treba, ovčice moje,
dnarja ni, ne, dnarja ni!

Kdor se upira,
me čist znervira,
tožim ga,
če se mi da.
Ma vsi ste isti,
levi fašisti,
bojite se Princa Teme.
Uspešno vladam,
vi pa protestirate!

To pač je JJ Style.
Hop, hop v galop,
hopa JJ Style.
Hey, sexy JJ,
hop, hop v galop,
hopa JJ Style.
Hej, dnar nam nazaj dej!
Ne, nope, nope, nope,
ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.

Znižu sem vam pokojnine,
dost mate za hrano.
Tud če dvignem DDV,
še zmer si kupte lohk banano.
Lahko ste srečni,
da ste fasal mene,
ne pingvina, ki ne zna
obvladat niti sina. Ne!

Jaz sem moški, ki
ponoči v pižamici svileni mirno spi,
pred mojo hišo so parkirani oklepniki,
moj priimek in ime prevzemajo umetniki,
kaj še čakaš ti?!

Kdor se upira,
me čist znervira,
izbrišem ga,
če se mi da.
Pridite hiter
vsi na Twitter,
rešitev mam,
zdaj vam jo dam,
dam vam nasvete te,
ki bodo rešli vse:

Ne it na dopust
in gledališče spust.
Dej no, kakšno pivo manj
in preživel boš dan.
Dej no dej, verjemi mi vse,
baby, to je formula za prebrodit sran...
You know what I'm sayin'!
To je JJ Style!

Hey, sexy JJ,
Hop, hop, odstop,
JJ Style.
Hej, dnar nam nazaj dej!
Hop, hop, odstop!
Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.
Gagnli bomo Style!

Zahvala: Mladi Dolenjci, Selected

[MorghursMorr]

Klemen Slakonja and Slavoj Zizek are best gifts from Slovenia to the internet xD

[jonhates]

Me, an Austrian: I like your funny words and the accordion magic man

[alexandrdrakonov]

Youtube: Are you slovene?
Me: no.
Youtube: Do you know slovene?
Me: no.
Youtube: Do you know Janez Jansa?
Me: who?
Youtube: See this.
Me: *clics*, *likes video*

[vasjapopovic]

Who is watching this in 2020 its realy jj style

[ortist]

Dejstvo, da sem to gledal pri 8 letih pove veliko o mojem trenutnem mentalnem zdravju

[ThMtrx]

English translation (unofficial):

The Government is breaking apart,
but I`m your president (prime minister),
although all of you are leaving me,
I`m insisting, I`m not a sucker.
Achoo, you see it's true,
sorry, there is no other way but to cut your wages.

I am a man,
who loves plants and animals and all the people,
Understand that I`m worried about our economy.
We need to save, my little sheep,
there`s no money, no, no money.

Whoever resists,
is pissing me off,
I sue him,
if I am in a mood.

You are all the same,
leftist fascists,
afraid you are,
that prince of darkness I`ll become.
I rule successfully,
yet you are still protesting! in, ing, ing,

This is JJ style, hop, hop, into gallop, hop, JJ style...
Hey, sexy JJ, hop, hop, into gallop, hop, JJ style.
Hey, give us our money back, (He called people who were protesting Zombies)
no, nope, nope, nope, no, no, no...

I have lowered your pensions,
you have enough for food,
even if I raise the VAT,
you`ll still be able to buy yourself a banana,
you should all be happy,
that you got me and not the penguin (a 'corrupt' leader of the opposition)
who can`t even control his son. (his son was also charged of tax evasion)

I am a man,
who calmly at night in silky pajama sleeps,
in front of my house armored vechiles are parked,
my surname and name are being adopted by artists,
so what are you waiting for?

Whoever resists,
is pissing me off,
I delete him,
if I am in a mood.
Come fast,
all on Twitter,
I have a solution,
and now I`m giving it to you,
I`m giving you the tips,
that will solve everything, everything, everything, everything...

Don't go on vacations
and skip the theater,
Come on, drink a beer less
and you will survive the day.
Come on, believe me everything,
baby that`s the formula to survive this s...you know what I`m saying!
This is JJ style.

Hey, sexy JJ, hop, hop, resignation, JJ style.
Hey, give us money back, hop, hop, resignation
no, no, no, no, no...

[leonardosagresti]

Klemen Slakonja: I made a video about Janez Janša
Me: who?
K.S .: our three-time Prime Minister
Me: * looking for JJ's story * a perfect character to do a parody

[noj]

Who came back for this after he became our prime minister again lmao

[Ladida]

Kr priznajte, spet smo tle, da osvežimo spomin. 😂

[Oleg-zpsi]

💙💙 from France.
VIVE LA SLOVÉNIE !!!! 💙💙💙

[rytisliaucys]

Slovenian language is the most beautiful Slavic language, together with Polish :).
Greetings from Lithuania.

[BoskoBruha]

bravo, zakon je tale video! res ste se potrudili in besedilo je tako smešno za dol past...

[WildBillCox]

Love the accordion fills. great work.

[Wonder.shroom]

Maaa... 7 let nazaj in še vedno je vse enako 🤣 Od twitterja dalje haha

[Nell]

Worst thing about it is that we called JJ our German professor :DDD

[clementine]

I’m trying to watch Yuri on ice highlights... and I see this masterpiece-

[EmrecanOksum]

You should consider adding subtitles dude

[strgarmatjaz]

dragi klemen .. tole je pa odklop ! :D

[neoreact]

and now i am getting flashbacks to the start of 2020 when our politics was a mess

[gorelove]

Najbolj je zanimivo da je bilo že takrat isto kot zdaj.