How To Win Squid Game 😨 #shorts #squidgame #jokes

[CapsBroskull]

The funny thing is that that’s how Season 2’s red light green light went 😂

[Itszoe]

bro predicted the future for red light green light

[joeniclas]

The man rocks 😂😂😂 wanna see him next time in squid game

[mohammadhosseini]

No one’s talking about when he said hold up wait a minute it sounded perfect from the meme😂

[LiamLongWong]

In the captions they really switched out the n word for buddy 💀

[DeborahKirksey-wzov]

Player 101 in season 1 just standing there

[marlenekaal]

Salesman didnt wanna make the game unfair

[real_farma_joe]

if i was in squid games i'd just eat my cookie

[tasosperdikellis]

Am I the only one that hears the mingle song 🎵

[ConnorHasabutthole]

He would be overpowered he would eat the front man

[chargyplays]

You forgot the family guy, subway surfers, sand and Minecraft parkour clips

[SebastianZapien-ss]

Bro it's steady you will eat all the guards💀

[Randomguy]

He’s smashing the glass whether he gets it right or wrong

[melmartinezfp]

My plan:

*Red Light, Green Light*
Simple, I’ll cover my mouth and say “Green Light” in a voice similar to Young-Hee’s and I’ll push people if I need to.

*Dalgona*
I’ll choose triangle and just simply cut it out very carefully.

*Tug Of War*
I’ll form a strong and smart team and use the Squid Game Tug Of War method / synchronized pulls and grunts and if we’re losing, take 3 steps forward and pull really hard.

*Marbles*
Choose a weak teammate and do Deok-Su’s Marbles method / make a small hole and try to throw your marble in it and whoever wins gets all the marbles on the ground.

*Glass Bridge*
Not too easy here but I’d just push people if I’m not able to jump.

*Six-Legged Pentathlon*
I would take any of the games so here’s my plan for each:
*Ddakji*
I’d use Hyun-Ju’s Ddakji method and flip the card I’m using to face the card on the ground and throw it as hard as I can.
*Throwing Stone*
Don’t think I’d be too good at this but I’d throw my stone overhand.
*Gonggi*
I’d most likely choose this one because I’m best at this one, not really any method here, just stay calm and don’t panic.
*Spinning Top*
Not too good at this one either but same method for Gonggi.
*Jegi*
I’d also might chose this one because it’s also pretty easy, stay calm, aim for the bottom, and make sure to bend my leg.

*Mingle*
Game of luck but just be with a team who has 5 people or more.

[playtimewithdj]

You guys are cooked
A.k.a there is a case or a day you gotta cancel the squid game

[Efwgaming]

Are you sure you want to go to south korea two options
Yes
NO PRIZE MONEY

[BreakfastBaconNn]

ok basically this is how I’m winning season 1: In Ddjaki or whatever I’m just gonna use the better side, no matter how manny times I get slapped. In red light green light since I can NOT stay completely still ima be laying on the floor behind some guy. In dalgona I’m picking triangle and licking the hell outta that cookie. For tug of war I usually have a pin/paperclip lodged in my gyat so I can just lock pick myself outta the chains if my team loses, oh yeah, and for all the lights out. All ima do is just put 16 beds and hide behind them and use so much sh-t that it’s basically a mountain. For marbles I’m gonna take all the other persons marbles and kick them down and show the guard, I win. For glass bridge I’m picking whatever number cuz bro I can just take my uniform off and whack the glasses. And I can hold onto the rails while doing that. And for the final game I’m being defense and I’m leaping at offense, pulling out the paperclip from tug of war, stabbing bro in the eye. And dragging and throwing him outta the shape. I win.
Now for season 2: Same thing for djaki, red light green light, and lights out. But for 6 legs ima pick all the people I observed who obv have W plot armor. I win, for mingle bro I am gonna basically be ONTOP of 001 since I know he’s the frontman. So if the guards shoot me he dies too.

[fowwarsame]

Bro, I also want to get it easy red light green light. I played like normal and I win second honey Coke triangle and I eat food of war I raptor rope on my list. I win fourth marble. I tell my give me your marbles before they see the instructions And I have 10 I win and now I would run across. I would push everybody I would push and run I win and final I told my first to get out of the box wins and I’ve already had a classroom. I’m barely there. He walks out I win dang that thing is just easy.😂