Apophis expectation vs reality. #space #asteroid #apophis #earth #astronomy

[pnwqclg]

Nobody
Apophis every 7 years: "Earth, I've come to bargain"

[SkyLexin]

The moon: woah woah woah WOAH WOAH WOAH BRO WATCH YO JET BRO WATCH YO JET

[Unidentified__]

Again after 7 years
Apophis: "yo where my hug at"
Earth: "Fuck off dawg, fr this time"

[Obsidiyay]

Apophis is that one driver who doesn't notice the other car until the last second

[abdu]

"haha you flinched!"

What bro was about to do:

[Xeno_eva]

The moon had a heart attack watching that thing

[Gmsl.co.]

7 years later
Apophis: I'm back baby

[TheBaguetteSandwich]

Apophis every 7 years: "Earth where is my paycheck?"

[lilyng]

Every 7 years
Apophis: I guess you wonder where I’ve been

[AeroliteSR]

New fear unlocked:
Earth catapults space rock into the moon

[TommyMVSERVTI]

Apophis: hey Earth, looking beautiful as always

Earth: aww, thanks *BUDDY*

[Sam_VA]

"Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth.
I'm gonna go higher.
I'M PISSING ON THE MOON"
- Apophis Eggman

[TWSummary]

Earth's gravitational pull actually saved the moon. What a true homie.

[The_Quacken_]

Apophis: “AYO EARTH WASSUP!”
Earth: “fuck off.”

[OrangeMinecraft_v]

Imagine you’re on your way to the moon and you hit that asteroid

[SoapySoappp]

Apophis:Chill, just wanted to give y'all a heart attack

[krisdotts]

For a second there, I thought Apophis was going to hit the moon instead.

[Izgiowitdemcomebacks]

The moon had a heart attack while Earth just said his last words

[briankeenan]

I love reading these comments. Its like reading the script to a Beavis and Butthead radio show. Bravo!!!!

[Jbsutt]

Lizards, snakes, alligators: "ah fuck. This shit again?"