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[thatrandomdev]

"I had a nightmare, can I sleep in your bed?"
"i invoke the fifth"

[RustyShackleford]

"So the government loses out on a lot of money when you homebrew"

g o o d

[dabbopabblo]

I think we all need a lawyer who would break into your house when he’s having bad dreams

[ColonelSanders.fingerlickin]

My great great great grandmother used to do this during the prohibition and when her neighbors would get her arrested she'd get driven around the block by the cops before getting dropped back off and giving the cops free booze.

[ltolliver]

When my dad was in high school, his science class was able to trick the teacher into explaining how to make moonshine at home

[Lil_Doc]

“I had a nightmare, can I sleep in your bed?”

[cornet]

I can’t believe he ignored the fact that there are 12 million penguins in Antarctica, and there are 36, 686 people in Monaco, so if the penguins of Antarctica decided to invade Monaco, each person would have to fight over 300 penguins.

[tyronosourus]

"I can't feel my legs. Please call the doctor." Dumbledore said calmly

[Armorion]

A saying I heard from a family member "Moonshine ain't moonshine if it's legal"

[irzamaulana]

"What worse than Illegal Moonshine maker? Tax Evasion"

[twotrucks]

People: Why is Moonshining illegal?
Government: Because it is dangerous, impossible to regulate, and has been shown to blind people.
People: ...
Government: ...
People: ...
Government: And legal liquor makes us a lot of money
People: I KNEW IT

[thelastgamer]

Also Kia, remember whatever they ask you, always respond “I Invoke the fifth”

[epicmineman]

REMEMBER KIDS, IT AIN'T 'SHINE IF YOU'RE PAYING TAXES

[naverilllang]

If the government gets a cut, it ain't shine

[blueseptile]

You know it’s serious when he asked to be taken to the doctor

[TheRockinDonkey]

It's nice to know that LawByMike's pajamas is a suit.

[WhoTookPlockrock]

As a guy who's made his career in the liquor business and has to deal with the government every day on it - your safety is entirely unrelated to their concerns, they're just happy that they happen to have a great excuse when you're not slipping them that sweet sweet tax money.

[chrislambe]

It is always about the money. So true when you realise everybody in the court room except you is paid to be there.

[llamapinata]

If the foreshots which are the first few gallons from the distilled product is not removed then its blinded many people, and if it's not distilled then it might be safe or not. Ratio for foreshots and safe to drink by gallons, 1 gallon to 8-9

[lorddootinator]

What's funny is most shiners know how to tell if it's safe and just throw out the bad stuff. "If it burns blue it's clean and true. If it burns red, one sip makes you dead"