The 90s According to Google Translate (ft. Jared Halley)

For my 90s babies. The songs, if you're curious were Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears, All the Small Things from Blink 182, Barbie Girl by Aqua, Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls by TLC, and I Want it That Way by the Backstreet Boys.

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AUDIO

VIDEO

I use Logic and Final Cut Pro to edit audio and video respectively :)

[alphavasson]

"Oh children children
We need to ambush you"

Me: That took a dark turn.

[thetrashghost]

Desires = She thirsts.

Well, in a modern context, that makes a lot of sense.

[awetistic]

"We need to ambush you" - 24 seconds into the video and I'm already dying

[DoomMomDot]

I love how google translate just pops in a person's name totally at random.

[MidnightTheKitten]

GIVE ME THE SEAL
SERIOUSLY
I NEED THAT SEAL

[denizyuksel]

"The page will be deleted, sorry your ad."
Every time an ad pops up as a tab.

Edit: I've reached my record, thanks.

[princesouei]

"Talk to me why"

what i ask myself when people talk to me suddenly

[penguinoats]

Friend: What type of music you like?
Me: I like to listen to the 90's.
*PUTS THIS ON*
Friend: I regret befriending you.

[rentalking_]

On on on on on on and on on on on on on on on on on on on on.

*Did I mention "on?"*

[thearcher]

*come on bobby let us party*

me: ded

[chasezly]

what we learned:
-all the little things tell the truth
-he takes the elevator
-you can change barbie's hair
-you cant touch oaks
-don't follow a string

[zoguy]

"However, we are independent, two America."

You say as you stand in front of a Russian plain.

[happyghost]

I lost it at "I am a lot of money"

[fluffycookie]

BRING IN MY REPORT 😂 😂 WHERE DID THAT COME FROM??
"You'll be at my show"
=
"Bring in my report"

[MidnaAzusa]

"You can't touch oaks."

Me - proceeds to climb up the oak tree in the backyard.

[paulina]

*Come one bobby let us party*



I’m dying

[casey]

BOBBY? IS THAT YOU?
(From Look What You Made Me Do Translate)

[JaredHalleyMusic]

SO fun to be a part of this one!! Turned out so funny! thanks for including me Malinda 😄

[grayfalcon]

Malinda: "Oh children, children, " "We need to ambush you" *holds up weapons* Me:

[gabriellerussell]

I randomly get this version of “I want it that way” stuck in my head from time to time, and I still wish y’all had done a full version.