I Made A Trex CAKE! (And I Was Attacked by A Rooster)

[CheBa.]

"If dinosaurs had feathers, they would be giant chickens chasing preys."
Actually that's more terrifying.

[predatorasap]

"Hey chicken"
Rooster : STAY away from my woman

[axolotl]

"Hey chicken"
Rooster : *make one other step and you'll regret it*

[TheMasterPandaBear]

As far as I know, some dinosaurs had feathers but not all. In the Jurassic Park lore, the park dinosaurs are hybrid clones since they either fill missing DNA strands with modern animals or purposely splice other animal (including other dinosaurs) to remove or add traits. There is even an extract of lore concerning the feathers, where the main genecist struggled for the feathers gene to express in the dinosaurs and when he managed to do it upper management said they wanted the dinos scary. He does mention that last part in the first Jurassic world movie

[lightpinklovr]

"What's your biggest fear"
Most people: heights, dark, being alone, spiders, etc..
Natalie: *chickens. chickens.*

[kate___lynch]

“I’ve never been attacked by a lizard but this one time..

OMG OMG THAT HURT”
The comedic timing of this is perfect 😂

[urnan]

“dInOsuArS aRenT sCarY wItH fEaThErS.”
Anything is scary if it’s running at you at 30 mph has teeth and is about to rip your head off.

[slightlyembittered]

"Do they think the feathers make the dinos seem less intimidating?"

Geologist: "Yes."

[JkdabombA]

“You hated me forget it” is pretty iconic.

[cecilymegan-.-]

😂😂love the way you reacted to being attacked by a chikin “Oh you HATED me, forget it.”😅

[hiimblepcat]

Literally everyone: *talking about the chickens
Me: “HOW IN THE ACTUAL HECK DID U GET THE CAKE TO BALANCE LIKE THAT?!? Like…I’m speechless”

[officallylana]

Jurassic park: *Write that down, write that down!*

[BoatyPirate]

“Hey chicken”
Rooster: “Keep my wife’s name...”

[Daliaaaxox]

**chicken proceeds to attack her again"*

[sender_elah]

Little Boy: “Mommy, I want that dinosaur toy!”

Mom: “Sweetie, that’s a cake, ”

[artistlad]

"Hey chicken!"
Rooster: keep my wife's name out of yo mouth.

[Fadedparmesian]

"But you didn't ask for realism, you asked for more teeth."

-Dr.Wu

[Shellabay]

The chicken: “Everybody was kungfu fighting hu!!”

[phensso]

From working with roosters, i CAN confirm, the best way to get they NOT to claw you, is to kick them away if they’re already jumping to attack you.
Don’t Sparta kick the poor guy though, just a light- maybe not so light- tap

[aaronbleharski]

Nice dino cake! the detailing is perfectly on point