Kid Icarus: Uprising - Hades' Anti-Piracy Message

If Kid Icarus: Uprising detects a counterfeit cartridge or modified console, the game will trigger an anti-piracy measure. For instance, on Chapter 20, you will never be able to hit the Chaos Kin. You will always hit Palutena, and inevitably kill her.

After this, one of the characters will speak to the player and scold them for pirating the game. It's randomly selected, but here's Hades' message.

(Of course, it's fanmade, but I thought it would be fun!)

[darkpit]

Some kid: *pirates uprising*
Hades: "Hey, we don't do that here. You lose."

[Skylerthebean]

I'm so happy this exists this game is very underrated but yet it's a masterpiece

[BackSet]

Impressive. This is one of the few of these I've seen that I might be able to believe was real. It stays consistent with the game's tone and Hades is perfectly in character. Voice is pretty good too.

9.5/10

[seansmith]

A game where a piracy screen makes sense

Considering the 4th wall does not even exist in kiu

[zeroclouds]

I could see this being something the devs would've added

[tirzahroseroot]

Well, he’s technically not about Pit’s wings.

[blackorcshagrat]

Even better for him to show up just after Pit striking down Palutena. Classic Hades trolling!

[Iantendo]

To be honest I wouldn’t be surprised if this was real. It seems so in character for the game and Hades. Speaking of which, that’s a pretty good impression of him too. Nice work!

[theforgottenjester]

KIU anti piracy message: lol ur bad

Any Anti piracy video: someone is-a gonna DIE

[notoriousresearcher]

TIL that Hades' voice actor was the Lemonhead cannibal from Curse of Monkey Island and now I can never unhear

[Lanoman]

This voice is actually really good, love this lol

[reubenbailey]

The fail screen cutting off was perfectly timed.

[darkpit]

The voice is pretty good. It would've been really cool if someone would've pieced together clips of his actual voice, though.

[tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard]

...if they actually did this I'd have tears of joy, this seems like something Sakurai would do just to prove a point for miyamoto xd

[ShockInazuma]

Me, who watched Chuggaaconroy's playthrough of this game: I am four overused jokes ahead of you.

[fishii]

Virgin generic anti piracy video: ooh scary

Chad kid Icarus uprising anti piracy video: lol u suck

[danielnegrete]

Pretty clever! Hopefully Chuggaconroy will see this

[SparklingAmy]

Love this and it fits perfectly with the games tone. I know it’s fake but this would make sense being real.

[Mopsamaxwell]

I can't tell if he stopped the game because he thinks piracy is bad, or because He just wants you to suffer.

[trinidadiannerd]

i love when games have stuff like this in them