AD INFINITUM | Deltarune - Spamton G. Spamton Song! Prod. by oo oxygen

HEY EVERY ! ARE YOU READY FOR [[Feature Presentation]]!?!?!

In Toby Fox's Deltarune Chapter 2, the follow up to 2015's Undertale, your quest through Cyber City introduces you to many colourful characters, not least of which is Spamton G. Spamton the salesman. Formed from an amalgam of junk email, online adverts and adware and with a grip on reality about as strong as his grip on grammar and syntax, Spamton has fallen on hard times when you find him in his garbage can home. Maybe you can get him one last sale and become a BIG SHOT just like him..?

Okay, so this one was obviously going to happen, wasn't it? With my seemingly unerring trend of making songs about crazy and/or evil businessmen. I think we all knew this was coming, right?

This was a very interesting project to write. If you've followed my work for any length of time you'll hopefully know that one thing I strive for in all of my character pieces is accuracy and authenticity in the lyrics and performance. So how does one write a song to be sung by a character who struggles with complete sentences? The answer? Throw all the lyrical rules out the window and go a little bit insane. Has it paid off? I don't know! I hope so.

I also really wanted to push for music that sounded straight from Deltarune. This song has Spamton's words coming at you hard and unrelenting as if they were attacks in a battle and I wanted the music to reflect that. Credit to oo oxygen for composing the synthesized insanity going on in this song.

Also, the musical-theatre aficionados among you MAY recognise some references to a particular 1957 musical. 'The Music Man' is a show all about a musical conman/salesman and I just couldn't resist working in some (pretty on the nose) ((and it IS a big nose)) references to some of its songs.

Does all of this result in a good song? Good question! If nothing else, it's certainly an experience and I'm proud of how true to Spamton I think it feels.

And before anyone, perhaps unfamiliar with Spamton, asks: yes we DID spellcheck this video... Then we went through and added all of the mistakes. 😉

A HUGE thank you to CosFia for her work on the makeup for this video. It was the most intensive makeup I've ever used (over 3 hours to apply!) and the first time I've hired a dedicated makeup artist for a shoot. Thank you also to the folks of Patreon for making that and everything else in this video possible!

#deltarune #spamton
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Lyrics and vocals by The Stupendium
Song produced by @OxygenBeats
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[TheStupendium]

LYRICS:
(Without all the spelling errors!)

VERSE 1
Woah! If it isn’t a Lightner!
Hey hey hey!
Look like you’re [[all alone on a late night?]]
All your friends [[abandoned you for the slime]] you are?
Sales gone down the [[drain]] [[drain]]?
Living in a goddamn garbage can?!
Haeahaeahaeahaeah!

Friend, either you're [[closing your eyes]]
To [[savings]] you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the calibre of [[discounts]]
Indicated by the presence of a [[heart shaped object]]
In your community

Hey kid, look at you! Right time, right place
[[Ripe for the picking]] Right money in your pocket!
You’re so lucky! Very lucky! Oh so very very lucky!
That you get to be investing in this [[Very Special Product]]
From everybody’s favorite [[number 1 rated salesman]]
[[Circa 1997]] Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!
Yes I’m mighty proud to say it! [[Yes sir]]!

Don’t you want to have a little fun [[little sponge]]??
Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum???
Live comfortably [[capital at risk]] [[yum yum]]
Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!
[[Hey chum!]] I can see you’re having violent thoughts
But don’t you wanna wanna be a be a [[big shot!]]
[[Enquire today!]] While the secret’s in stock!
All you gotta do is
[[Hyperlink blocked]]

I used to be nothing but the email guy
Now I’m the [[It burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! It burns!]] guy!

CHORUS
We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free

VERSE 2
[[Are you feeling down?]] [[Have you lost control?]]
[[Is your life a mess?]] [[Do your friends despise you?!]]
Well here’s [[one weird trick discovered by a mom]]
And I’m sure [[number 5 will surprise you!]]
All you’ve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening!
Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the [[silly string]]!
You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it’s yours!
Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn’t listening
See it says just here, right here, last year
On the third of the fourth at five-o-six
You searched cat pics online [[well that’s just fine]]!
[[Moist, delicious cookies]]

Little tippy tap kitty catalyst
Now we have a list
And we’ll guess what every habit is
Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?
You’ll be categorically catatonic
At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands
A [[cavalcade of all your favorite brands]]
An advertism schism cataclysm [[cash on demand]]!
You’d better cancel your plans
[[Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper]]!
Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?
Why won’t Mike just call me backgammon?
Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?
Bed bath? Bath sponge?
Sponge who hates its [[$4.99]] life boat?
Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?
Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?
Jackdaw? Doorstop?
[[Stop! No, please! Don’t take my furniture!]] Stopwatch?
Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?
Adderall? Ads are all seeping
Ping pong? Ponchos?
Choke chains? Chainsaws?
Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?
[[Do you want a cat or not?!]]

Well you wanna be a [[big shot!]] don’t you?
Don’t you wanna be the [[next big thing]]?
You can do it! Yes it’s true it’s really true
There’s nothing to it, I can prove it
Hear the registers ring!
Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.
You’re kidding? It’s for you
[[Garbage noise]] Wanna know a secret…?
[[Hyperlink blocked]]

[[You too can]] have a [[communion]] with [[unintelligible laughter]]
Soon I’ll even surpass that damned [[clown around town!]]

CHORUS
We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free

VERSE 3
Holy [[cungadero]] there you [[funky]] little [[worm]]
You seem unaware of all the money you could earn
If you wanna get the gold
Well there is stuff you gotta learn
Milk the humans of their kindness
Then there’s [[butter to be churned]]
You. Want. It. Need. It.
Don’t. You. See?
But if you wanna make your screen green
You’re gonna need my Kromer key

Yes you’ve got trouble my friend [[whadayatalk?]]
Right here in Cyber City!
See I used to be a [[top notch]] [[big shot!]]
Best deals! Best wheels! Best [[best prices in the tri-state area]]
But you can get it back! Ha ha ha! Yes you can!
All you gotta do is follow through my [[twelve step plan]]
Bigger, bigger, better like the telephone was telling me
[[You gotta know the territory!]] Spend a hand, lend a grand

Who’s gonna patronize a little bitty
Two by four kinda store anymore?
Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!
Make a deal! [[Big deal]] [[High score!]] [[Our store is closing]]
Hot tip! Drop shipping! 4, 3, 2, 1!
Not skipping offers wired into your inbox
Swing by the gift shop! Think of the [[big shot!]]
All this and more, click
[[Hyperlink blocked]]

Can anyone hear me?
Help…
Mike…
Mike?

CHORUS
We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free

VERSE 4
[[Insurance!]] Know that I’m the best in policy!
[[Honestly]] do you want to end in poverty?
Buddy, I’m the one to help invest it properly!
I’m here to talk about [[extended warranty]]!

It’s a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance
First day, half price, fire sale like never before!
And it’s there to explore, when you step in the door
The very model of a modern major general store!

But the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it
Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the haves are very glad its
Just the haven’ts that’re lacking what they’re having
Now the ads have got the traffic
And we’ve grabbed your demographic
So you’re packing up your basket
Cos your dad has gotta have it
He’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic
So you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic
Seems that everybody has it, man you really gotta have it
So you get it, you’re ecstatic, but a crackle in the static
And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic
So you trash it then you get back into your car cos you don’t have it
And the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it
Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the hads are very glad its
[[Hochi mama]] what a mouthful!

In the [[encyclopedia of]] [[being afraid]]
There ain’t nothing to be scared of till there’s fees to be paid
There’s deals to be made with [[seasonal savings]]!
Regional ratings are lethally fading
Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising
[Neat little plate with a needless engraving]
Legally grey but sweet with the phrasing
Feet in the grave but gleefully trading

Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
Deal so good I’ll [$!$$] myself
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
[Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan]
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
I can feel that [smooth taste] already!
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
[[Hyperlink blocked]]

[danbull]

I am autistic, and in future, when I need to explain to people what sensory overload feels like, I will show them this video.

[zgblanche]

Obsessed with how, when he’s rattling off items to buy, each item is strategically linked to the one before it by the first shared word: ie, “Cat plush, plush toy, toy box.” Like it gets lost so easily in all the chaos but it’s such a COOL fucking structure and I love it

[code]

How did it take me so long to realize the [moist delicious cookies] was literally in reference to the cookies that you find on nearly every page, and that the next bit is cookies seeing your data and force feeding you personalized ads from your data history and anything that could possibly be related to it. So it’s not random I’m just dumb and he’s a genius.

[FabvL]

I have no idea what just happened but I loved every second of it

[GianniMatragrano]

HOLY [[Big Shit]]! You're amazing, never stop creating. Thank you.

[JB-ghec]

If I’d found this two years sooner I genuinely think it would’ve sucked me right into the deltarune fandom. Even now it has me scrolling through the deltarune wiki and wish listing the game. Brilliant song!

[SuperWiiBros]

the Spamton makeup/costume looks like out of a good live action adaption of Deltarune

[Squiddo]

Shoutout to the visuals for being insane literally 100% throughout the video

[MyoticTesseract]

i _love_ that the chorus keeps crashing in gracelessly like an unwanted pop up ad

[Benny_Blue]

Going for a big data angle with searching “cat photos, ” and letting that flow into an entire verse of “cat” related wordplay of trying to sell the viewer stuff, might be the most “Stupendium” thing we’ve ever had from you. I LOVE IT.

[Seeks_stuff]

I love how the entire song feels like a build-up. It reinforces the feeling of a salesman trying his absolute best to pull you into his deals, building up so that you accept the deal without reading the fine print.

[chumbucket]

This man is perfect for Spamton
-> looks similar
-> sounds like what spamton would probably sound like
-> fast talking
-> very very good at being evilly corporate

[bun_bun]

I know I’m very late commenting, but I just wanna say how much I love this song. It incapsulates Spamton VERY well, and the amount of research that must’ve been done to pull so many references is amazing. The art too is great, I love how jumpy and fast moving it is, while it’s still game looking. Things like the white outline, and when your head turns into a png really sell that it’s a game world.

Also on a more personal note, I know a lot of people have already said this but you made a very specific sound in this song. It’s a good representation of what being over stimulated feels like for some people who struggle with that, but for people like me with ADHD it’s a very comforting song structure wise. It’s fast and constantly throwing something new at you. It doesn’t give me time to get distracted or start losing interest. I have never heard another song be able to do this. I don’t think you necessarily did that on purpose, but thank you for this song.

I’ve seen your comments on peoples videos reacting to this song and, you always say it’s not a great one to start on, which it isn’t, some people may not like this, and assume this is what all your music sounds like. However I think this is my favorite one of your songs ever made. It’s amazing in every way, from the art, lyrics, references, music, and over all structure. I think this song is a very good representation of your skill. Keep making more bangers! <3

[ChichiAi]

Holy CRAP that was friggen amazing!! It was sensory overload in the best way possible and I cant even IMAGINE all the work that went into this! well done!!

[joyphil]

You know it's the real Stupendium touch when you can see the singing sprites' faces briefly change to fear and panic before they finish morphing into Spamton

[Nawakooo]

This genuinely feels like Spamton have a mental breakdown trying to keep the only customer he's seen in years, going absolutely insane over the fact that he could finally get profits he hasn't got since 1997

[CrabRango]

The Kromer Key lyric is a stroke of genius that needs so much more recognition than it could ever get

[anonymousforpurposes]

Honestly, this is one of the most lyrically dense, chaotic, and overwhelming songs I’ve ever seen, yet it’s an absolutely masterpiece. Your performance as the Spamton is impeccable and the visuals and references are beyond impressive. I’ve been watching your content for a while, and this is crazy. Keep up the great work [BIG SHOT].

[rishikochyraika]

Fun fact: the first half or so of the fourth verse's have and have-not section has 158 syllables in about 16.5 seconds. The fast part of Rap God by Eminem has 157. So technically you could say that Stupendium is now a rap god O.o