Conquering The World as a Pear in Spore

Health, well-being, physical fitness... all things the human race strives for but what if you were healthy by default? what if you were a fruit. Introducing the Pear. Pears, in my opinion, have the potential to become an even more successful race than us humans and to test this I jumped into the 2008 EA and Maxis game, Spore.

Watch as I push my pear shaped creature to the peak of evolution. Swimming around in Cell stage, singing my heart out in Creature stage, forming a Kevin Macleod related royalty free music band in Tribal stage and forming a religious cult in Civilisation stage. Now this is some top tier gaming.

[charmeleonevolves]

Just remember that every single structure and vehicle he designed like a pear is the equivalent of humans designing their structures and vehicles like... humans.

[grim]

the "there is no currency so tribal pears can only play royalty-free music" joke is probably one of the cleverest things I've seen in a while

[th_to_comment.]

"No discrimination, except against those associated with bannans."

"I'm not gonna trade with a bunch of dirty plums!"

[slippercat]

“Hey, what’s your religion, you never told me-“


“PEAR! PEAR IS MY RELIGION!”

[Goose_Khan]

"It is difficult to rule half of the universe as a pear because they only have short arms"

[mikenshin]

“By giving them each a basket of fruit” ah yes, sacrificing members of your species to make peace

[Honeybunseth]

" unfortunately pears aren't very good at anything because of their small arms" I love them

[RosemaryRosella]

“Unfortunately, pears aren’t very good a driving because they have very short arms”

[madbanthaii]

Holy shit this content is so funny. Never before had I thought Spore could be a source of genuine giggles when played by someone else who isn't trying to make their creature look entirely phallic.

[nihao]

“So I stole all of their spice”
So the dutch are secretly pears

[averyzielnicki]

“I need a friend. How about this b i g f a t b i r d ? I w a n t t h e b i g f a t b i r d .”

Yeah greatest sentence I have ever heard.

[Ylood]

Game : so how much pears do you want?

BogBoy : YES

[rattheninja]

Why is the brown village always the most wholesome? First they saved humanity, now they helped the pears

[Schmingle]

The pears cant operate vehicles very well got me every time lol it’s hilarious

[TheOneiricIXII]

OMG this video struck a chord on my Spore Creature heart <3 <3 <3 plus the comedy and storytelling is gold especially that "they only have small arms" made me snort every minute

[Silver_axl]

3:38. "The only thing that's going to come out of that mouth is"

*_Bagpipes intensifies_*

[gregorywhatley]

You know, given the law of large numbers, there is a statistical likelyhood that somewhere within our immense universe exists a civilisation of pears already geared for galactic domination

[thequietkid]

I love the fact that the pears only learned how to play Kevin MacLeod music, and they still make allies with it. This really shows how much Kevin MacLeod contributed the the evolution of sentient beings, but we also have him to blame if a different species becomes enraged by the music and then starts dominating the species of pears.

[Teriyaki_Zombie]

*meanwhile in an alternate universe*
Pearboy: the humans built a city hall, *in the shape of a human*

[hazel_hen]

“so I had to religiously convert another city just to calm down” is my favorite quote