Ozzy the adorable desk weasel.

Yup, he loves to play. So do I. But before I get to go online and start killing, I'm being camped by this fearless fighter. But then again; his ping is so much lower than mine...
Disclaimer: A weasel is not a pet. They hate being locked up, they're not friendly when hungry. Don't get one. Seriously. Ozzy is a special case rescue baby. Cute, but deadly. ;)

Music: 'Ratatouille's kitchen' by Carmen María and Edu Espinal.

[ovyle]

Finger: *Moves*
Weasel: So you have chosen death

[subscriberswithvideos-upwl]

This man is a legend for liking the comments 6 years later

[iamvan]

Why is he using the mouse instead of the weasel? Clearly the weasel has a better dpi.

[alex.g]

A weasel is an essential part of a PC setup.

[heyboost]

Hand: Moves
Ozzy: *Peace was never an option.*

[thex]

Hand: "slightly moves"
Weasel: "Are you challenging me"

[sarahwanders]

YouTube: here have this 6 yr old vid of a desk weasel.
Me: I'll take it.

[AbsolutelyPlasmadic]

9 years later and I still come back to this one frequently :) Thank you for sharing such a wholesome moment.

[TheSektorz]

_Youtube suggestions: gaming, politics, desk weasel_
I'll take the desk weasel

[-Grovesy-]

*Lifts finger by 0.1° degrees*
"Finally, a worthy opponent! Our Battle will be Legendary!"

[SES]

Boss: "Why are you watching YouTube at work" Me: "sir I think we should invest in desk weasels"

[zefurrymedic]

Nine years later, still very adorable.

[michaelshelton]

Camera guy: Aww, so cute
Ozzy: DEATH AWAITS THEE, MORTAL!

[scareyme]

Ozzy: Attack
Fingers move
Ozzy: Shit, retreat, there's 5 of 'em.

[xthornx]

I wonder if he thinks humans are the slowest animals ever...

[alexloverde]

this is a lot better than the mrbeast drama, thank you jack

[agodzilla]

Hand: *moves*

Weasel: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-

[BoyKagome]

So at the store when they said "here's your mouse and your weasel" did the second part confuse you?

[snjert]

Ozzy just got recommended to me again. 11 years ago, damn. I hope you're having a good day and may 2025 treat you well :3

[Valzahd]

Work day summary:
Productivity: -100%
Morale: +300%