German Math is so EASY

[DrRexie]

Sometimes the easiest jokes get the best laughs this is a fine example of that

[Vishnu-B]

English is looking at French like, "He is dumb and you are stupid" 😂

[Batmann_]

English: I'm not sure. That might just be a fluke.
French: hey, German, do you know how many lives a cat has?
German: Nein, ☹️
French: See! he's so smart and good with numbers

[Firebird-wxix]

As a french, I didn't feel it wrong 😂 It makes me laugh so hard, I was crying

[Termidryna]

- Two martinis please.
- Dry?
- Nein, zwei!

[Ayxan_Eyvaz]

Someone: Do you have a girlfriend? If you have, how old is she?
German: nein💀

[velinion]

And look how bad French is:
"Hey French, what's 4×20+10?"
"Four Twenty Ten"
"Yes, those are the numbers, what's the result?"
"Four Twenty ten!"
"Exactly. Now multiply the first two, and add the third."
"That is what I am doing! Four Twenty Ten!"
"It's what you _are_ doing? Ok, guess you need some more time to figure it out. That's Ok.. whenever you have the answer."

[EMmering-xt]

we need more germans in the world 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Snargloffin]

Thought this was going to be a joke on French counting for a second

[wolfinay]

it took me 3 times to figure out what's happening

[SaturoGojo-py]

If yall don't know what the square root of 81 it's just 9×9=81 so it's 9

[makimaki]

He said nein which is no, but the subtitles say neun which is nine 😂

[hazbinhotel_edits.]

German: I’m good at maths
Chinese: … hold my homework.

[SirEdwardeight]

"German coast guard! Help! We are sinking!"
"Hello, szis is sze German coast guard! Vhat are you szinking about?"

[sulaymanfaghirzadah]

You typed "Neun" as no in German, but it's actually "Nein"

[adne]

Now we need a joke about the German word for 6

[Delibro]

He plays the German so good. We need more of German :))

[the-amazing-purple-]

It’s about time someone made this joke.

[marcos.e.herlein]

I'm from Argentina and, obviously speaking in Spanish with a friend, I sometimes respond "ja!" ("yes" in German) instead of "sí!" ("yes" in Spanish). The funny thing is that "yes" in German is written the same as the sound of laughter in Spanish: "jajajaja" = "hahahaha" but also "yesyesyesyes".

[자작곡싸개]

that German guy after failing an art school : 9! 9! 9! 9!!!!